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Swallow  :)

Is that a guess or a request? :p  :laugh:

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Thought about this for some time but couldn't  find a rear end view of the Doritti to confirm Clives picky  :t-up:

The other thing is all the Doretti pics I did find have metal (chrome) rubbing strip alongside

So are we right ? ???

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Well done chaps! :t-up: I tried to find a rear end view because the front is pretty distinctive. Not having the little fin-like appendages that I recall from the Earls Court Show (I was shorter in those days and the fins were nearer my eyes :blush:) at which it was launched was a bonus as these made the identification easier. You'll have to fight amongst yourselves over who got the nearest answer first.
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No fight here, I stand aside and let pistonbroke take the honours!
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Biggus Dickus stuff:-

QUOTE
Pontius Pilate: So, yaw fatha was a Woman? Who was he?

Brian: He was a Centurion, in the Jerusalem Garrisons.

Pontius Pilate: Weally? What was his name?

Brian: 'Naughtius Maximus'.

[the Centurion laughs]

Pontius Pilate: Centuwion, do we have anyone of that name in the gawwison?

Centurion: Well, no, sir.

Pontius Pilate: Well, you sound vewy sure. Have you checked?

Centurion: Well, no, sir. Umm, I think it's a joke, sir... like, uh, 'Sillius Soddus' or... 'Biggus Dickus', sir.

Pontius Pilate: [guard chuckles] What's so funny about "Biggus Dickus? "

Centurion: Well, it's a joke name, sir.

Pontius Pilate: I have a vewy gweat fwiend in Wome called 'Biggus Dickus'.

[guard chuckles]

Pontius Pilate: Silence! What is all this insolence? You will find yourself in gladiator school vewy quickly with wotten behaviour like that.

Brian: Can I go now, sir?

[slap]

Brian: Aaah! Eh.

Pontius Pilate: Wait till Biggus Dickus hears of this!

[guard chuckles]

Pontius Pilate: Wight! Take him away!

Centurion: Oh, sir, he - he only...

Pontius Pilate: No, no. I want him fighting wabid, wild animals within a week.

Centurion: Yes, sir. Come on, you.

[takes the guard away as continues laughing histerically]

Pontius Pilate: I will not have my fwiends widiculed by the common soldiewy. - - Anybody else feel like a little... giggle... when I mention my fwiend... Biggus...

[another guard chuckles]

Pontius Pilate: ... Dickus?

[more chuckling]

Pontius Pilate: What about you? Do you find it... wisible... when I say the name... 'Biggus'...

[chuckle]

Pontius Pilate: ... Dickus?

[both guards chuckle]

Pontius Pilate: He has a wife, you know. You know what she's called? She's called... 'Incontinentia'... Incontinentia Buttocks

Pontius Pilate: [Guards are laughing] Stop! What is all this?

Pontius Pilate: [laughing continues] I've had enough of this wowdy webel sniggewing behaviour. Silence! Call yourselves Pwaetowian guards? You're not - Seize him! Seize him! Blow your noses and seize him!

He then goes on about high ranking Romans: "He ranks higher..." but with his speech defect.

Wibble...  :blush:

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Dunno yet but the one to the right looks like a Riley! :p
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To start you off, it's French and not made since 1933

Is it an army that wins battles and doesn't own a white flag?  :p

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Dunno yet but the one to the right looks like a Riley! :p

Yep. Riley Kestrel.

There's some drops of wisdom in the captains remark but I wouldn't wish to lionise him ;)

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There's some drops of wisdom in the captains remark but I wouldn't wish to lionise him ;)

Quite right.

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