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Yeah - the ironing was the giveaway…

 

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In related news, the idiocy level in Florida is even higher than at first thought.
 

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Glad I’m not one of their neighbours 

 

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Let’s not be too hasty - they might both be correct.
 

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Oops.

 

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I hate party crashers.
 

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Hard to tell the difference in a Wal-Mart.
 

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We all have our off days.
 

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An easy mistake to make.
 

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Until now, I thought the collective noun was a “flock”.
 

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Wonder if she’s single.
 

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On 15/07/2023 at 15:56, Scott Young (Captain Colonial) - Club Secretary said:

In related news, the idiocy level in Florida is even higher than at first thought.
 

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I know we're in Flori-duh here but I think I would have mounted a stronger defence similar to the plot of the film "The Man Who Sued God"...

That police statement is epically good though. The guy should write sci-fi novels BEFORE he goes to rehab... :oops: 😄 

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...and a baby alligator. :oops: 

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But little Billy said he wanted Spider-Man to come to his birthday party!
 

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I’m pretty sure that WAS Noel… or was it Liam?
 

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