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The Bad Newspaper Headlines Thread


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I’m a collector of newspaper headlines that managed to slip past the editor’s desk, so I thought I’d share a few, one at a time.  Hope they make you laugh as much as they did me.  Let’s start:

 

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or even after a 20th birthday, in my experience.

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Well, that clears that up.

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Hard to disagree.

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Form an orderly queue.

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I think I might know…

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Better make sure they’re consenting or there’ll be trouble…

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Hard to say for certain, but there might be a clue there…

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That’s because you’re not yourself when you’re hungry.

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Not as excited as dad, though.

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It’s a job?  Who knew?

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Scientific research shows that…

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Case to be heard in Small Claims Court.

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Might be one of all-time favourites:

 

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Hard to imagine how the detective did it:

 

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