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She’ll be delighted to hear it.
 

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So that’s what they’re there for - go figure.
 

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Thank goodness - I’d forgotten all about that.
 

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If that’s a crime, I’m in trouble.
 

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That might take a while.
 

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And they were only passing by.
 

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14 minutes ago, Captain Colonial said:

And they were only passing by.
 

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Possibly my favourite!

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Answers to the name Billy:
 

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Somehow, I don’t think that was a real doctor.
 

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The tumours trained in the martial arts are the most deadly ones.
 

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Just imagine what they’d be like if they were eating enough.

 

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Nope, can’t add anything to this one.

 

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Article now with sound effects.

 

 

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I’ve never trusted that honey-thieving bear.

 

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What size do you recommend for the average-sized wife?

 


 

 

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