The Bad Newspaper Headlines Thread

[Captain Colonial]

How inconvenient for them.
 

[Captain Colonial]

[Captain Colonial]

…while editor learns that there’s supposed to be a hyphen between “first” and “hand”.
 

[Captain Colonial]

Was it at the Department of Health & Safety?
 

[Captain Colonial]

In other news, water is wet and the Sun comes up in the east.
 

[Quinten]

 

What a way to serve your sentence

[Captain Colonial]

You’d have to be drunk to think that would work.
 

[Captain Colonial]

Lifestyles of the rich:

 

 

[Captain Colonial]

Obviously a story of great interest.
 

[jeff oakley]

For those of us past a certain age, this is like watching Cyril Fletcher on "Thats Life" . He would get sent these type of headlines from local papers all over the world to read out on the show.

 

He would also get sent vegetables that either looked like a famous person, genitals or some such.

 

 

[Dave Eastwood (Gadgetman) - Club Chairman]

3 hours ago, jeff oakley said:

He would also get sent vegetables that either looked like a famous person, genitals or some such.

And for an occasional “highlight” the vegetables would look like the genitals of a famous person; Bill Clinton was a popular candidate for some reason… 

[Captain Colonial]

3 hours ago, Dave Eastwood (Gadgetman) - Club Secretary said:

And for an occasional “highlight” the vegetables would look like the genitals of a famous person; Bill Clinton was a popular candidate for some reason… 

That leads me nicely on to USA local high school basketball news…

 

[Captain Colonial]

That’s accurate but a bit harsh.
 

[Captain Colonial]

You know what “homeless” means, right?
 

[Captain Colonial]

If it had only used better protection.