The Sensuous (and Smart) Wife
"Have you ever seen a £20 note all crumpled up?"...the woman asked her husband. "
No"...said her husband. She gave him a sexy little smile, unbuttoned the top 3 or 4 buttons of her blouse...and slowly reached down into the cleavage created by a soft, silky push-up bra...and pulled out a crumpled £20 note He took the crumpled £20 note from her ...and smiled approvingly. "Have you ever seen a £50 note all crumpled up?"... she then asked her husband? "Uh...no, I haven't" ...he said (with an anxious tone in his voice). She gave him another sexy little smile, pulled up her skirt, and seductively reached into her tight, sheer panties... and pulled out a crumpled £50 note
He took the crumpled £50 note... and started breathing a little quicker with anticipation. "Now" ...she said. "Have you ever seen £50,000 all crumpled up?" "No way" ...he said (while obviously becoming even more aroused... and excited). She said.........
"Well go look in the garage!"