SparkyB Posted June 14, 2006 Share Posted June 14, 2006 This thread is starting to confuse me..... I think I need a pass.... I know I need a beer... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
samcooke Posted June 14, 2006 Share Posted June 14, 2006 I know I need a beer... Didn't you have lots left over after stoneleigh? Fancy a blat somewhere else sam? Always. Is it a definite no to us minorities Mr Elworthy? If so Scruff and I will go on a special secret route I know where there's empty roads, no cameras, free beer and nudey girls, and you lot can't come. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scruffythefirst Posted June 14, 2006 Share Posted June 14, 2006 If so Scruff and I will go on a special secret route I know where there's empty roads, no cameras, free beer and nudey girls, and you lot can't come. Better not be any camera's tho, think I got caught today in the works van, b******ds Yay for nudie girls Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gavin Posted June 15, 2006 Share Posted June 15, 2006 If so Scruff and I will go on a special secret route I know where there's empty roads, no cameras, free beer and nudey girls, and you lot can't come. Better not be any camera's tho, think I got caught today in the works van, b******ds Yay for nudie girls Chris, if they bring the nudey girlies and free beers can we sneak em in LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrashBangWallop Posted June 16, 2006 Share Posted June 16, 2006 If you are requesting a pass for a Westfield since my posting on Sunday please reconfirm. I still need one, if it's only for the car. Otherwise.. one for the passenger, too. Please. Neil It looks like my escort service is doing a runner. Eh, Hugh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Elworthy Posted June 16, 2006 Author Share Posted June 16, 2006 24 CARS NOW REGISTERED: GETTING BETTER ALL THE TIME I HAVE 24 PASSES (NUMBERED UP TO 1204 !!! - RATHER THAN ASK FOR FURTHER PASSES ANYONE JOINING US OVER AND ABOVE 24 CAN PAY ON THE GATE AND THAT WILL BE THEIR CONTRIBUTION TO THE COLLECTION (I'll check price of course)- EVERYONE ELSE £5 IN THE KITTY FOR THE ORGANISER'S CHARITY. IF ANYONE ELSE WANTS TO COME TO THIS BRILLIANT EVENT LET ME KNOW ASAP AS I WILL NEED TO ARRANGE MORE PASSES I WILL HAVE A THUNK ABOUT THE MEET UP POINT AND TIME THIS EVENING. ANY IDEAS VERY WELCOME THOSE TRAVELLING FROM DERBS & NOTTS - WHAT TIME DO YOU RECKON YOU CAN BE IN NORTHAMPTON? KIMBOLTON IS ABOUT A FURTHER HALF HOURS DRIVE EAST OF NORTHAMPTON. NB. CAR PASS ADMITS 1 CAR AND ALL OCCUPANTS - THIS IS GOOD IF YOU BELONG TO THE ROUTEMASTER OWNERS CLUB. DOGS AND BARBECUES ALLOWED BUT NOT BARBECUED DOGS PLEASE. Gavin Simpson Chris & Matthew Elworthy John Simpson Dave Muttock John (Jak) Kerry S ChrisF Chris Alcock (Boris) & Boris Senior Neil (CBW) what a picture Liam Simon & Nicole Fraser Alistair Scott Beeland SparkyB Jon Curtis "Fish" Pete Chairemangeezer & Angie Ian Podmore Mark Mason John Henry & Mrs John Les Tilson & Mick Mason Allan Meller Scruffythefirst Sam Cooke Andrew Mills Can those with an empty passenger seat let me know and we will find you a friend. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
samcooke Posted June 16, 2006 Share Posted June 16, 2006 Enough Cambridge members for a convoy over methinks. As long as I don't have to organise it, that is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Elworthy Posted June 16, 2006 Author Share Posted June 16, 2006 Enough Cambridge members for a convoy over methinks.As long as I don't have to organise it, that is. It would be great to all arrive as one. Can you suggest a meeting point that is not out of your way, but still provides a few miles at least of everyone together. I imagine we will be taking the B645 from Higham Ferrers. Can't wait Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
samcooke Posted June 16, 2006 Share Posted June 16, 2006 Was only really suggesting Cambridge to Northampton, don't want to break up the party - the bigger the better. One month to grow the beard Mr E : Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Elworthy Posted June 16, 2006 Author Share Posted June 16, 2006 Thats not dave Lee Travis ! It was a foggy day on the sixth of May In a Scammell haulin' bricks It was just crackin' dawn and I started to yawn Cos I couldn't find any nice chicks. I'd tried Newport Pagnell, Toddington, And even Watford Gap, But after so many eggs and chips, sausage and beans What I really needed was a nap. It's a lonely life, truck driving But it's better than a bike Cos when you're up in the cab, you're the king of the road And it's dead romantic, like. And then I remembered my two-way radio, So I started feelin' better, And I thought "I'll start a convoy" "You know, just like that American feller." [Chorus] Thus began the saga On the M1 Motorway Of the biggest bloomin' convoy Outside the USA. Why not join our line-up? It's completely free. All you need is transport And a current MOT. Convoy! [On the CB] Hello, this is Super Scouse callin'. Anyone out there, come on? Hello, hello, this is Plastic Chicken, go off? That's "come on" - what's your load, Plastic Chicken? Er, well it would have been quick-drying cement, but the rain got in - do you know anyone who wants to buy a three-ton brick? So there we were, the two of us, At the start of something big. There was Plastic Chicken with his brick on wheels, And me in my big rig. With every junction that we passed Others would tag on There was even a London Transport bus "Hey, that's a nice wagon - fares please..." It certainly was an impressive sight, To see us on the road There was vehicles of every shape and size It certainly had growed. Suddenly there was this commotion, There was a circus, and a fair. There was an animal acrobatic act "Ooh look - a bear in the air!" [Chorus] You're listening to the saga, On the M1 Motorway. Of the biggest blooming convoy, Outside the USA. We're half-way through our story, But please don't go away. They're on Spaghetti Junction "We could be here all day..." Convoy! [On the CB] Hello, Plastic Chicken to Super Scouse, gerroff, I mean come in, er, come on - oh, do I have to say this every time? Yeah - have you seen any fuzzboxes? - that's slang for police cars. Er, Jackanory, Super Scouse - that's slang for No! That's Negatory, you b***... Ooh I say, is this a private convoy or can anyone join in? What's your wheels, our kid? Would you believe, a camper...? Spaghetti Junction was coming up So we were bound to lose a few. And sure enough, the fork-lift truck, Disappeared heading up towards Crewe. The combine harvester shred a wheel, And the driver lost control. And a mobile DJ crashed his van, So we ain't gonna play no Soul, 10 - 4. [Chorus] So we end our story, On the M1 Motorway. Of the biggest blooming convoy, Outside the USA. This record is good value, As you can plainly see. It's labelled as a tax disc Though it's [words indistinct] Convoy! [On the CB] Er, Plastic Chicken to Super Scouse, there's a big black limo coming up behind... Er, what about it? Well it's got a flag on the front and a funny number plate - "HRH 1" Mercy sakes, good buddy, you'd better give it the front door and wave her on, like... Will do, Super Scouse, I'm waving her on - ooh look, she's waving back, isn't that nice... Plastic Chicken, do you want to stick it in behind that suicide jockey? What's a suicide jockey? As it happens, How's about... Er, Plastic Chicken, don't you think you'd better change gear for this hill? What's wrong with the gear I've got on, doesn't it look right? Change gear, ram your foot on the floor and change the gear, what you talking about, you don't know how to drive a truck do you, you've no idea how to drive a truck, you're mad... (continue to fade) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChrisF Posted June 16, 2006 Share Posted June 16, 2006 Looks like I've been missed off the list....is it something I've said Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scruffythefirst Posted June 16, 2006 Share Posted June 16, 2006 As long as I don't have to organise it, that is Well volunteered sam Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Elworthy Posted June 17, 2006 Author Share Posted June 17, 2006 Looks like I've been missed off the list....is it something I've said Sorry chap, I told you I get confuddled easily. You are now added and very welcome. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gavin Posted June 17, 2006 Share Posted June 17, 2006 B645 from Higham to Kimbolton.......what a road Looking forward to this one, one of the best roads for having fun in the county IMHO. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Elworthy Posted June 17, 2006 Author Share Posted June 17, 2006 B645 from Higham to Kimbolton.......what a road Looking forward to this one, one of the best roads for having fun in the county IMHO. If you are a traffic officer reading this the event is on Wednesday 19th july Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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