jeff oakley Posted July 18, 2004 Share Posted July 18, 2004 76 year old father in law said "I bet it isn't that fast" after we got back into the drive "brlurgh" as he threw up! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob Navin Posted July 18, 2004 Share Posted July 18, 2004 I took my Gran out on her 80th. Never herard her swear before I also took my Mums old headmaster out who got back and after about 5 mins sat in the car asked Mum if He was still alive ? Never spoke to me again Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peter Cox Posted July 18, 2004 Share Posted July 18, 2004 "Oh f**k, you're never getting shagged again!" ...just after my wife on the way to a dinner party (i.e. all togged up) got soaked by the passenger seat, standing puddle, bow wave that all non-fairweather Westfielders have encountered. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KerryS Posted July 18, 2004 Share Posted July 18, 2004 Demo run from factory yesterday, wife said "Why are you driving in the middle of the road?" No! I don't understand either - seemed fine to me. Kerry S Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Stanton Posted July 18, 2004 Share Posted July 18, 2004 Worst thing is being a passenger in your own car whilst its being driven by someone else Thanks Wotbox Extemely entertaining once I'd got myself braced and ready to be flung sideways at a moments notice Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob Navin Posted July 18, 2004 Share Posted July 18, 2004 Mark Its always different when you go fast though Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scott beeland Posted July 18, 2004 Share Posted July 18, 2004 Mark Its always different when you go fast though Ooooh that's gotta smart a bit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Martin Keene Posted July 19, 2004 Share Posted July 19, 2004 I always said to my brother (who's a biker) that I wanted a bike, but I also said "I know what will happen... I'll kill myself" He said "Nah, you'll be alright" First time I took him out in the Westfield he said... "Don't get a bike... you'll kill yourself!" His other helf went out in it for the first time earlier in the year, and she just turned into a giggling wreck... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nick M Posted July 19, 2004 Share Posted July 19, 2004 Took the daughter's new boyfriend out in the Westy. Just a gentle but brisk whizz around the country lanes. He was very quiet. . . . We got home and he said to my daughter, "I don't think your Dad likes me." Perceptive some young people, eh? I've already informed darling daughter that any of her future suitors should be prepared to undergo "trial by Westfield" to assess their suitability. She's currently four so I have quite a bit of time to hone my scaring skills and make the car go quicker.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nick M Posted July 19, 2004 Share Posted July 19, 2004 Worst thing is being a passenger in your own car whilst its being driven by someone else Actually, I always find being a passenger in your own car while *you* are driving is a slightly worse experience.... The world seems to go into slow motion once you run out of talent and realise no amount of wheel twirling or foot stomping is going to prevent the laws of physics from taking over control of your car.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nick M Posted July 19, 2004 Share Posted July 19, 2004 My two favourite quotes from passengers : Mother in law - "BLOOOODY HELLLL !!!!" (shouted as I threw the car into a roundabout at unabated pace and proceeded to hang the back end out on the exit ) She's never got in the car since Darling Daughter - "Faster daddy, faster !!! Make it go BRRRMMMMM !!!!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
studbuckle Posted July 19, 2004 Share Posted July 19, 2004 My favourite was actually before i'd pressed the loud pedal... Mutual friend of mine and Andys said to me after i'd VERY gently driven a mile up the road to warm the engine up. "It's a lot quieter than Andy's, You can still have fun though can't you?" Just as we approached 3 tractors in a line and 2 miles of roman road. By the time we'd passed the tractors and gone from 20 to 100 he was giggling Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
david.c Posted July 19, 2004 Share Posted July 19, 2004 Another good one was a friend of mine, who didn't actually say a word.................but I could tell he was not terribly relaxed.........as I could see every tendon and muscle in his forearms as he gripped the dash David Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muttleys V8 Posted July 19, 2004 Share Posted July 19, 2004 My girlfreinds 10 year old daughter, as we were going about 80 along a deserted country lane...... FASTER....................... She gonna be a top girl when shes older, watch out boys..... Steve Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Two Dinners Posted July 19, 2004 Share Posted July 19, 2004 Thought I would give a mates wife a bit of a scare with a bit of sideways action. Approached the roundabout fast flicked the tail out exited the roundabout at about 45 degrees. Thought I would have a look across to see if she had gone white only to find her clapping. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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