CharliePsycho Posted July 17, 2004 Share Posted July 17, 2004 Took a friend out and he said 'I want one... Can you really make them yourself?' took his mate out and he said 'It was fun and everything... I don't want to do it again... ever...' Oh, and my wifes comment after a ride in the car 'if you ever drive like that with me in the car again, you'll never have sex ever again...' ...© Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robandcolin Posted July 17, 2004 Share Posted July 17, 2004 When I first got mine took 3 mates out one after the other. Found a hill where we creasted it just as it on cam in second gear got three f**king Hells in a row Speaking of Alton Towers Whenever I go Im told by my pasengers that we needn't have botherd we could have just gone for a drive Rob Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GWatson Posted July 17, 2004 Share Posted July 17, 2004 First time I had my girlfriend out and floored it she shouted "slow down, it makes my insides go funny" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldman Posted July 17, 2004 Share Posted July 17, 2004 Ask yourselves this question......would you be a passenger with yourself driving(sounds like Einsteins theory of realtivity)but would yer.........Do you feel lucky punk,well do ya Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the bear Posted July 17, 2004 Share Posted July 17, 2004 Took the brother in law out and his comment was " I didnt know you could do roundabouts that fast" "this was followed by a strangled "ffff" I think he was going for something ryming with clucking bell but the words just got stuck. "the final comment was "It could do with a short shift". This was followed by a demo of the effectiveness of the brakes, and a 1st, 2nd and a titchy bit of third gear wheelspin away and all I got then was an eerie silence. He sat in the car with a silly grin for about 10 mins afterwards and then said to my sister, your turn. Her reply to him was "by the lack of colour in your face you can f''ck off" probably the first time I had ever heard her use the f word. He drives a S2000 and is one of these irritating b*******s who is always tanned and looks twenty years younger than he is. He got given a drive in a tank for his 60th birthday and he whispered to me "I would rather have a drive of your car with her in it, that'll shut her up for a while!!!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
david.c Posted July 18, 2004 Share Posted July 18, 2004 Once took somebody from my tennis club to a match with me and had a real gentle potter there (about 40 tops) she didn't really say much when she got out. However, after the match while we were having the tea, she lent over and said 'David, would you be affended if I went back with somebody else?' The guy that came back with me at a considerably faster pace absolutely loved it and said 'That's the most awesome car I have ever been in'. It all depends how much people enjoy speed David Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gee_fin Posted July 18, 2004 Share Posted July 18, 2004 "that's the biggest vibrator I've ever been on" /female occupant Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scooby Posted July 18, 2004 Share Posted July 18, 2004 "BRAKES" .... "BRAKES" .... "BRAKES" .... "BRAKES" .... "BRAKES" .... "BRAKES" .... That was me bezzy mate............... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nlash Posted July 18, 2004 Share Posted July 18, 2004 10 yr old nephew.... "can we go back home now Uncle Nigel? I feel sick!!!!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blatman Posted July 18, 2004 Share Posted July 18, 2004 Late 20's wide boy chav, who had *no* idea..... "I want my mummy......" 'Nuff said..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brianm Posted July 18, 2004 Share Posted July 18, 2004 I bought my first westy from up in darkest Yorkshire, Ilkley Moor. On the test drive the guy , Dave if I remember correctly, set us up at the bottom of a twisty hillclimb like section. Gave it all it he could on a slightly greasey road after early rain. Car 360'd and came to rest about 6" from a dry stone wall on my side. I sat there so calm , largely because it happened quicker than I can think, and said to him in best Harry Enfield fashion, " I dont think you really wanted to do that did ya?" Didnt matter, the car was already sold B. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
v7slr Posted July 18, 2004 Share Posted July 18, 2004 Gorgeous wife of one of the 350bhp Scooby owners at a Castle Combe track day last Sept (within earshot of her husband): "Wow..!! That was the best ride I've ever had. Thanks." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt Seabrook Posted July 18, 2004 Share Posted July 18, 2004 Gorgeous wife of one of the 350bhp Scooby owners at a Castle Combe track day last Sept (within earshot of her husband): "Wow..!! That was the best ride I've ever had. Thanks." Class Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
barney Posted July 18, 2004 Share Posted July 18, 2004 lad from work after 300 yds.. `if you do that again im going to hit you` barney Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adhawkins Posted July 18, 2004 Share Posted July 18, 2004 How about 'I'd ***kin rather be ***kin writing 34 ***king reports than be ***king here right now' Luned Hawkins, Saturday 19th June, 2004. Location and context can be supplied on request Andy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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