Captain Colonial Posted September 8, 2021 Share Posted September 8, 2021 As a spin-off from the bad newspaper headlines thread, may I present some bad local newspaper classified ads… Use your imagination: 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Colonial Posted September 8, 2021 Author Share Posted September 8, 2021 Reservations not needed. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Colonial Posted September 8, 2021 Author Share Posted September 8, 2021 Congratulations indeed. 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MR.C Posted September 8, 2021 Share Posted September 8, 2021 Really like the last one, very funny😂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rory's Dad Posted September 8, 2021 Share Posted September 8, 2021 Lost and found: Found - A tabby cat. Answers to the name of 'Go Away'. (Harrogate Advertiser many years ago). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Colonial Posted September 8, 2021 Author Share Posted September 8, 2021 15 minutes ago, Rory's Dad said: Lost and found: Found - A tabby cat. Answers to the name of 'Go Away'. (Harrogate Advertiser many years ago). On that note: 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Colonial Posted September 9, 2021 Author Share Posted September 9, 2021 If your Dad wants to spend the weekend naked with you get help, don’t encourage it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Colonial Posted September 9, 2021 Author Share Posted September 9, 2021 Whatever floats your boat - just keep it to yourself, thanks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howard Posted September 9, 2021 Share Posted September 9, 2021 Porn and beans? Who could forget Ann Margret in Tommy? 😄 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Colonial Posted September 10, 2021 Author Share Posted September 10, 2021 Why ad location placement is important: 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Colonial Posted September 10, 2021 Author Share Posted September 10, 2021 I think I’ll just have a salad, thanks. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Colonial Posted September 10, 2021 Author Share Posted September 10, 2021 Demonstration required at interview. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Man On The Clapham Omnibus Posted September 10, 2021 Share Posted September 10, 2021 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Man On The Clapham Omnibus Posted September 10, 2021 Share Posted September 10, 2021 There was also a Fiat Mirror Fury and a typewriter branded Sniff Coroner in the same local paper. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Colonial Posted September 10, 2021 Author Share Posted September 10, 2021 Name that committee member: 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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