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She’ll be the envy of all her friends.

 

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A friend of my daughter's was temporarily living in Norfolk for some reason unknown to me, and he needed some extra income so he went to the local Job Centre to see what they had. He say an ad for a singer wanted, and he took this card to a desk and asked about the job as he was a vocalist in a band at home. To cut to the chase it turned out that it was not quite what he expected and the title had to be pronounced with a 'soft' 'g' as in "sinj-er" to work at a pig slaughterhouse. Burning the hairs of the skin of dead pigs! :barf:

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That’s just one sermon, isn’t it?

 

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If you wait until tomorrow, they’ll pay you to take them.

 

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It would have to be a very big PO Box or a very small woman.
 

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When a midlife crisis starts to unravel.

 

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Possibly, but I doubt she’d be keen on it.
 

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Does the Brain Injury Program try to help people recover from brain injuries or to cause them?
 

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