The Bad Classified Ads Thread

[Captain Colonial]

As a spin-off from the bad newspaper headlines thread, may I present some bad local newspaper classified ads…

 

Use your imagination:

 

[Captain Colonial]

Reservations not needed.
 

[Captain Colonial]

Congratulations indeed.
 

[MR.C]

Really like the last one, very funny😂

[Rory's Dad]

Lost and found:

 

Found - A tabby cat. Answers to the name of 'Go Away'.

 

(Harrogate Advertiser many years ago).

[Captain Colonial]

15 minutes ago, Rory's Dad said:

Lost and found:

 

Found - A tabby cat. Answers to the name of 'Go Away'.

 

(Harrogate Advertiser many years ago).

On that note:

 

[Captain Colonial]

If your Dad wants to spend the weekend naked with you get help, don’t encourage it.
 

[Captain Colonial]

Whatever floats your boat - just keep it to yourself, thanks.
 

[Howard]

Porn and beans?  Who could forget Ann Margret in Tommy? 😄

 

[Captain Colonial]

Why ad location placement is important:

 

 

[Captain Colonial]

I think I’ll just have a salad, thanks.
 

[Captain Colonial]

Demonstration required at interview.
 

[Man On The Clapham Omnibus]

[Man On The Clapham Omnibus]

There was also a Fiat Mirror Fury and a typewriter branded Sniff Coroner in the same local paper. 

[Captain Colonial]

Name that committee member: