The Bad Newspaper Headlines Thread

[Captain Colonial]

Could you be less specific please?
 

[Captain Colonial]

The last resort…
 

[Blatman]

Went to the Batman Umasked exhibition today. First things first, don't bother... unless you want to see this in the flesh

 

 

As a species, we really are doomed

 

[Flying Carrot Steve]

On 05/12/2024 at 09:01, Captain Colonial said:

I’m pretty sure the second and third words need to be swapped around, but I can’t tell until I read the article.
 

 

 

This reminded me of this one.....

 

[RickRack]

13 hours ago, Flying Carrot Steve said:

 

 

This reminded me of this one.....

 

ohh noooo that’s somewhere in Wolves (01902) wonder if there’s a discount if you don’t have the full body massage 🧐

[Captain Colonial]

It kind of narrows it down…
 

[Captain Colonial]

I’m expecting a low voter turnout.
 

[Captain Colonial]

More like a mixed day, I’d say.
 

[Captain Colonial]

Also hiring 8’ shelf stackers:
 

[Captain Colonial]

I’ll stay with my current dentist, thanks:
 

[Captain Colonial]

Does what it says on the sign.
 

[Captain Colonial]

Who cares.
 

[Stuart Davis AO - Devon Cornwall & Somerset]

 Not a headline as such, but quite amusing.

 

 

[jaykay42]

4 minutes ago, Stuart Davis AO - Devon Cornwall & Somerset said:

 Not a headline as such, but quite amusing.

 

 

Maybe he should not consider a creative career 

[Flying Carrot Steve]

4 hours ago, Captain Colonial said:

Who cares.
 

 

Reminds me of a Gary Delaney joke...

 

I went to a positive thinking seminar....... it was sh*t.

 

 

I knew it would be