Blatman Posted March 17, 2021 Share Posted March 17, 2021 2 hours ago, Man On The Clapham Omnibus said: No time is long enough unfortunately... Put the music to it... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Man On The Clapham Omnibus Posted March 17, 2021 Share Posted March 17, 2021 I feel like the architypical high court judge who's ignorant of the 20th century! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Colonial Posted March 17, 2021 Author Share Posted March 17, 2021 39 minutes ago, Man On The Clapham Omnibus said: I feel like the architypical high court judge who's ignorant of the 20th century! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Man On The Clapham Omnibus Posted March 18, 2021 Share Posted March 18, 2021 Thanks Captain! I wish I had never asked - it makes me feel so OLD! Whaddo I mean? I am old! I remember when Harry Webb started out! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blatman Posted March 18, 2021 Share Posted March 18, 2021 1 hour ago, Man On The Clapham Omnibus said: Thanks Captain! I wish I had never asked - it makes me feel so OLD! Whaddo I mean? I am old! I remember when Harry Webb started out! As old as God... Which reminds me... Have you heard about the agnostic, dyslexic insomniac? He'd lie awake at night wondering if there really was a dog... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Man On The Clapham Omnibus Posted March 18, 2021 Share Posted March 18, 2021 1 hour ago, Blatman said: As old as God... Which reminds me... Have you heard about the agnostic, dyslexic insomniac? He'd lie awake at night wondering if there really was a dog... Vrey godo! Reminds me of a graffito on a slot machine in the gents loo in The Honeypot pub in Queensbury. It was in the days of pseudo mission statements by the local 'hard' men. Quote Dyslexia Lures! K.O.? The following week another appeared... Quote Mensa Boot Boys Rule! O.K? The second one made me chuckle more than the first as it happens. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pistonbroke Posted March 18, 2021 Share Posted March 18, 2021 Grandad talking to grandson on phone " What did you do today ? Grandson "I got up this morning and had my Covid Jam " Grandad "Don't you mean you had your Covid Jab " Grandson No . My toast was covid in Jam 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Trevor Little (Trevturtle) - Treasurer Posted April 2, 2021 Share Posted April 2, 2021 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trevor Little (Trevturtle) - Treasurer Posted April 3, 2021 Share Posted April 3, 2021 Not a dreadful pun. Connected with the theme above, a classic from Dave Allen. Teaching your child the time..... great observation on the English language and how confusing telling the time on an analogue clock is Here 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Blatman Posted April 14, 2021 Share Posted April 14, 2021 You'll find the exit down the hall to the right. There won't be a Q... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kingster Posted April 14, 2021 Share Posted April 14, 2021 3 hours ago, Blatman said: There won't be a Q... Will be - in the next season of Picard 👍 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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