The Dreadful Puns Thread (An Occasional Series)

[Captain Colonial]

[Man On The Clapham Omnibus]

 

[Man On The Clapham Omnibus]

[mikef]

[Marcus Barlow - Show and Events Co-ordinator]

I've got 4 flat tyres for sale... anyone interested? No pressure to sell

[BigSkyBrad]

Not quite a pun, but a play on words none-the-less, and a true story...

 

Back home in NZ, many years ago, there was a big upcoming rugby test match in Auckland, lets say it was All Blacks against England. Tickets were sold out in days, the cheapest were $50. A guy put an ad in the classifieds in a major Auckland paper, simply saying "Two seats for the test match - $20" and listed a PO box number. He was unindated with $20 notes, and he duly honoured every one, and sent each sender two 1'x1' squares of closed-cell foam - seats for the match (for the hard plastic benches in the stands), not tickets to the match. There was a huge furore of course, but he got away with it - and made a mint on people's blind greed.

[mikef]

[mikef]

[pistonbroke]

[Blatman]

Isn't that the same thing?  

[pistonbroke]

[mikef]

[Captain Colonial]

[mikef]

[Greenstreak-Andy D]