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2 hours ago, Man On The Clapham Omnibus said:

No time is long enough unfortunately... :bangshead:

 

Put the music to it...

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I feel like the architypical high court judge who's ignorant of the 20th century!

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39 minutes ago, Man On The Clapham Omnibus said:

I feel like the architypical high court judge who's ignorant of the 20th century!

 

 

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Thanks Captain! I wish I had never asked - it makes me feel so OLD! Whaddo I mean? I am old! I remember when Harry Webb started out! :oops:

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1 hour ago, Man On The Clapham Omnibus said:

Thanks Captain! I wish I had never asked - it makes me feel so OLD! Whaddo I mean? I am old! I remember when Harry Webb started out! :oops:

 

As old as God... :o 

Which reminds me...

 

Have you heard about the agnostic, dyslexic insomniac? He'd lie awake at night wondering if there really was a dog...

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1 hour ago, Blatman said:

 

As old as God... :o 

Which reminds me...

 

Have you heard about the agnostic, dyslexic insomniac? He'd lie awake at night wondering if there really was a dog...

Vrey godo! Reminds me of a graffito on a slot machine in the gents loo in The Honeypot pub in Queensbury. It was in the days of pseudo mission statements by the local 'hard' men. 

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Dyslexia Lures! K.O.?

The following week another appeared...

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Mensa Boot Boys Rule! O.K?

The second one made me chuckle more than the first as it happens. 

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Grandad talking to grandson on phone 

" What did you do today ?

 

Grandson 

"I got up this morning and had my Covid Jam "

 

Grandad

"Don't you mean you had your Covid Jab " 

 

Grandson 

No .

 

 

My toast was covid in Jam :t-up:

 

 

 

 

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Not a dreadful pun.

Connected with the theme  above, a classic from Dave Allen.

Teaching your child the time..... great observation on the English language and how confusing telling the time on an analogue  clock is

 

Here 

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You'll find the exit down the hall to the right. There won't be a Q...

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3 hours ago, Blatman said:

There won't be a Q...

Will be - in the next season of Picard 👍

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