Bad Pun of the Day

[Blatman]

34 minutes ago, Flying Carrot Steve said:

Before anyone kicks off, I drive a beemer

What, that one?    

 

PS... So do I...  

[Blatman]

34 minutes ago, Flying Carrot Steve said:

 

I spent hours hanging around waiting. Waste of time. 

 

 

Did the train come?

[Flying Carrot Steve]

23 minutes ago, Blatman said:

 

Did the train come?

 

 

I'm not getting any further involved in this one....

[Blatman]

2 hours ago, Flying Carrot Steve said:

 

 

I'm not getting any further involved in this one....

 

Nothing to see here...

[Flying Carrot Steve]

[Flying Carrot Steve]

Could also easiiy apply to kit car drivers

[Flying Carrot Steve]

[Flying Carrot Steve]

 

A mate of mine living in Greece crashed his Westie into a lemon tree. He's still bitter and twisted

 

I'll get my coat.......

[Flying Carrot Steve]

[Flying Carrot Steve]

[Flying Carrot Steve]

 

I know this isn’t a joke or a pun, but I still find it hilarious every time I see it. I miss the original Top Gear more than I realised. 

 

[Flying Carrot Steve]

 

Not sure of this one will get through the scrutineers, but here goes.....

 

 

 

[Flying Carrot Steve]

[Flying Carrot Steve]

[Flying Carrot Steve]