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Just because @CraigHew misses them so much 😄 

 

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Germaine Greer has been really irate lately but no where near as much as her sister, Anne.

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That has to be from one of Bob Monkhouse's books of gags, you didn't photocopy some of the pages did you when one of them went missing years ago? 😄

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Usually followed by 

"Doctor it hurts when I do this"

"Well don't do it then"

Just like that...

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14 minutes ago, Stuart said:

@OldStager definitely Tommy Cooper that one

😂, yes a better fit, i can even hear him saying the words.... as he messes up another trick

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I went to the butchers and said "I bet you can't reach the beef on the top shelf" he said "no, the steaks are too high"

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I want to tell you a story about a girl who only eats plants.

 

 

You’ve probably never heard of Herbivore.

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Old thread revival…

 

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