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I can't until I know what it says...

Cystoscopy is a camera into the bladder through what you normally regard as an outfall... Colonoscopy (and sigmoidoscopy) is via the back-door using a camera on a manipulable flexible probe measuring a metre or more in length. The sore throat doesn't last long but that funny taste...

Why have you had it tattoo'd hoping it to say peace but now your wondering if it said something different as the folk at the take away kept laughing

It'll be fine ................ until you win and then you will have won because you have something non-standard and different, at which point someone will object and you will have to remove it

Meet at The Wheatsheaf, Baslow, 10.30 am for a little run around and a quick lunch at The Anchor in Tideswell. It's going to be freezing so it wont be a long day out. I will be really surprised if anyone is going to be mad enough to join us, but if you don't ask you don't get, so who is coming?

I think I'll be at: Possibly Thruxton Silverston Castle Combe Donny next year Lee. Can't wait! Silverstone International is a great circuit in my opinion. Combe is my local and I love Donny. A great calendar in my opinion.

It is a tattoo, but it's not mine.

I would like to do Anglesea,Donnington Park and Oulton Park as well,not done these 3 yet

I'd really like to do Cadwell Park at some point and given that's a reasonable trek for a there-and-back same day maybe we could arrange a group trip the day before then stay overnight? Although we would probably mostly trailer the car there for trackday wheels etc... Just a thought as it's one I've been meaning to do for a while

As for Pooh sticks, don't tempt me, I've been doing it for several years now, every other year. If there is one thing worse than having to poo into a bowl or a bag, its having to then post samples of it through her Majesty's royal mail! Mrs H and I use a large polythene pudding bowl to "collect" the source of the samples, and then after the 3 obligatory days, we wash it out with disinfection, and I keep it in the garage, so we don't use it by mistake when mixing the ingredients for the Christmas cake!

With this much anal probing, I'm starting to wonder if this is a car club or the alien abductees society.

Can be hard to avoid sometimes, I know on other cars I've come across a situation where you need a couple or more non-standard/speciality hoses and can only get them from two different suppliers! I've used ASH in the past, but on this car mainly Viper, as that's the brand of the bespoke "s-bend" lower radiator hose. I recall using Highbury Hoses many years ago; excellent quality and good people to deal with along with low prices, trouble is , their colours, blue especially weren't even close to anyone else's!

I consider it flexible if the owner is prepare for me to fold it in half and jump on it :-)

We're a pretty 'sick' lot on here aren't we?

My pal is a proctologist. Says the best bit of the job is the opportunity to look up old mates

Oh Lord help me, why on earth did I look at this thread? Curiosity killed the cat springs to mind.

The prostate exam was a strange mixture of awful and very pleasant indeed.

Everything organised for tomorrow night food booked, questions all sorted get swotting guys, meeting at 7.30pm for a 8.00pm start please note Mancs Crew will be tested for any illegal substances, Dark Dog will not be tolerated in the Lancashire Area Quiz Steve