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Somehow, I don’t think you’ve thought your cunning plan completely through...

Just been to fill wifes car, £0.96 per litre. Next time we need fuel prices to drop, just get the world to stop using it for a month or so....

Yep! It's bl**** annoying to drive past the local Esso station in the wife's Nissan Leaf and see the margin of advantage being eroded all the time! 😜

@coskev has burnt his too, and his palm....

Spent a few hours this evening with my Son on both lego models, coming on nicely😎

Heard a Dr. on TV saying in this time of Coronavirus staying at home we should focus on inner peace. To achieve this we should always finish things we start and we all could use more calm in our lives. I looked through my house to find things I had started and hadn't finished, so I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of Chardonnay, a bodle of Baileys, a butle of wum, tha mainder of Valiumun srciptuns, an a box a chocletz. Yu haf no idr how ****** fablus I feel rite now. Sned this to all who need inner p***. An telum u luvum. And two hash yer wands, stafe day avrybobby!!!

At that price I'm going to fill the lawn mower tomorrow

Have a great day @Tim.McKeegan

Subtle... very subtle...

"Shoppers swap clothes for alcohol amid record sales drop" https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-52408885 I wish to complain about a very misleading BBC headline.😀

2 meeters instead of 2 metres as humour.

Scott's alluding to the fact up traffic and down traffic will both be on the same side, if you follow the instructions as exactly written. They should also be addressed to all users of the stairs and not just the occupants!

Vote now for Trump to test it first😷

Thanks Gary 👍

sorted, and back on, thats to all the admin team, i live again Steve

I think the Government should do a short video piece on making our own masks out of material and then advise anyone outside to wear them and stop all the controversy. With my Company we were working in dust and fume conditions for a high percentage of the time. This involved, formal face fitting to ensure masks suited and fitted the individual, removal of facial hair as masks will not work with beards, training on how to fit and remove with special waste disposal, force fed applications where necessary, risk assessment to ensure proper use and the list goes on. How can anybody hope to get adequate protection by just going to the shops and buying a supply, far better to use the homemade cloth where it will be larger and stand a greater chance of providing some cover leaving the professional P.P.E. to the people that know how to use it getting the most from the product.

I’ve had mostly a positive experience at my branch of Tesco, the queue goes down relatively quickly, if you time if right there’s no queue at all, And when there is a well spaced queue it goes down quite quickly, the trolley boys are disinfecting the trolleys as they bring them back to the front of store. I do scan as you shop so I’m picking my bags as I go, no checkout needed. The only thing that lets the system down, Joe Public, self centred, ignorant minority who don’t follow the arrows, don’t observe distancing and not giving one moment of thought for anyone else as long as they are not inconvenienced. ‘I’m going to stop now because I could write a novel with my gripes. 😡😉

My solution. People think I'm nuts so the keep a wide berth...

I asked the Westfield importer to the USA if he had any of the large logos for the rear and he didn't.....so he had some made. Very cool. dave

Happy Birthday, Tim!