Full status of the car is...
It is Insured
No Tax (also not SORN'd for 2 years, I know, I know I'm going to get hit for that, any advice on what to expect? My bad so if I get fined, I get fined)
No MoT
It was Driveable (if you don't use 2nd)
Engine hasn't turned for well over a year so I expect there to be no oil in the bores and no fuel in the system
Genuine thanks for all the advice as to the various scenarios to get it back on the road, even the slightly 'ahem' ones
The problem I now have is not wanting any agg at all (and by agg I mean driving it in the cold, going to the post office for blah, getting it onto a trailer, etc...). I wish I could just give somebody the car and a wad of money and say give it me back when its healthy and happy.
I know its pathetic, it really is, to have given up so much and I don't want to bleat (cos that's pathetic as well) but I have so many things on my plate, I want the Westie to cheer me up for zero effort (just money LOL) on my behalf..!
In the mean time I will resort to booze