Lunch break on a site I was working at this week; one of the sparkies, who I've know for years was ranting about his VW - one of the ones that's just be added to the list of affected models, I let him spout self righteous crap about how deceived and hard done to he was now, how he'd chose the model believing what VW had told him and a whole Olympic length speech that could have come straight from The Guardian. Must have gone on a good five minutes before he stopped to properly draw breath and launch into the rest of his tirade. So while the brew hut was stoney silent, I just casually asked, "Paul, didn't you drive your brand new diesel straight to the chip tuners on the way home from collecting it, to get the engine re-mapped? Didn't you say you'd had the highest performance one that "turned off all the emissions bulls***"?" Needless to say everyone was taking the pee out of him the rest of the afternoon...