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All back safe and sound, thanks for the well wishes. Some great roads and scenery, approx 1800 miles covered with no major mechanical issues. Now to wash the westy off and 'nut and bolt' check over before next run out

this made me laugh. its not overly rude but you might not want your kids to read it A German guy approaches one of the ladies of the night. 'I vish to buy zex vit shoo.' 'OK,' says the girl, 'I'll charge 50 euro an hour.' '..ist gutte, but I must varn you, I am a little kinky, ja?' 'No problem,' she replies cautiously, 'I can do a little kinky.' So off they go to the girl's flat, where the German produces four large bedsprings and a duck caller. 'I vant zat you tie ze springs to each of your Hans und knees.' The girl finds this most odd, but complies, fastening the springs as he had said, to her hands and knees.. 'Now you vill get on your Hans und knees.' She duly does this, balancing precariously on the springs. 'You vill please to blow zis kwacker as I make love to you.' She finds it odd, but figures it's harmless (and after all, the guy is paying.) She finds the sex is fantastic, as she is bounced all over the room by the energetic German, all the time honking on the duck caller. Her climax is the most sensational that she has ever experienced and it is several minutes before she has enough breath to say, 'Wow!!! That was totally amazing, what do you call that position ?' 'Ah,' says the German . . .'zat is ze.... . . . . . . . . . . Four-sprung Duck technique

Brian Redman

What cams Was 1.22 seconds quicker than last year

John Travolta ''staying alive''..... or maybe not

OH YES

Great day and weather!!!!!!!! Big points.....oh yes

Three members of the tour team do the 'No Rain Please' dance.

Sorry to see Van Zee go to another area, but delighted that we have Robin in charge. All the best to both of you Glen and Julie

Martin, good luck to you and your Wife in your new home West Yorkshire will never be the same Robin, all the best for volunteering and good luck

Forgot to ask, when do I get the company Westfield?

MartynV and Sue completely surprised everyone by coming all the way to see us, much respect to them. Tricky came out for some petrol, good lad. Martin Van Zeller fetched his upgraded cobweb collection to show us.Barry and Andrew (Tuonokid) bought out their gleaming car with it's new V8 bonnet, polished exhaust and super clean wheels, very nice. Prelit Steve and dad came in their lovely car with a patina that you just can't buy, it's beautiful. Robin (Red Spider) came with his news of being the new Yorkshire AO. Then there were the PistonBroke Twins, oh my, what characters, hilarious, old guys rule eh! came in a car each from miles and miles away. It was lovely to see you all and thank you all for coming. I had a good chat with Anthony, the Caterham AO for Derbyshire/Yorkshire, who does 99% road driving like me. It was interesting to know where they go and what they do. The Ladybower Inn is a great place to meet but it does not open until 12.00 on Sundays so it is no good for my crew. In usual fashion we all sat outside and tyre kicked while the Caterham owners were all civilised and went inside for a meal. The midges were tolerable on a cold August evening, summer isn't bothering to appear then I guess. 9 Westfields and as many Caterhams, I call that a success and I will look forward to repeating it again next year. MVZ cobwebs

Hi everyone Here are the photos that Andrew took last night as I didn't take my phone I use to take pictures for forums. Good turnout last night and there were still people arriving as we left. Thanks for organising Martin, and for everyone turning up (you know who you are) and making it an enjoyable evening. Here are the photos; And Tricky, Andrew thought your car sounded ace even though it surprised him and me Cheers Barry & Andrew

Had a great day out today. Left at 7.55am and arrived back home at 6.40pm with a red raw face from the sun. Met with Rob and also Roger and Judy in their brand spanking new car. Today was the cars first run out and the weather has been glorious all day. Here are a few pictures of our day today.