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Found some old pics Its the WSCC Mallory Park Track Day ACW, Matt Hillam Paul Aspden Me Del Hodder But can you guess the year??

So back to work today to discover one of my customers picked today to be an absolute world-class anus (the details are unimportant to the story). Fuming, I turned to a colleague and said, "That man is the very definition of a (c-word)." He calmly turned to me and said, "Not quite." "Why do you say that?" "He can't be a (c-word) because he has neither the depth nor the warmth." He was right.

This is lengthy so bear with it. Dudley Zoo have a female Gorilla who is going absolutely crazy and won't let anyone near her to feed her, clean her cage and so on, baffled by her aggressiveness the Manager calls for a vet to come and visit, the vet arrives and explains what he is about to do, basically knock her out for 20 minutes or so while he checks her over. The Vet goes to the cage does his stuff then returns to the office, he explains the situation to the Manager...........She is in season and we need to get her mated as soon as possible this will calm her down, problem there says the Manager, we have no male Gorilla to do it, oh s@@t says the Vet, let's try another Zoo see if they have one, several calls are made no joy at all. Then the Manager has a brain wave!! I know what we can do, I'll ask Geordie if he will do me a favour I've heard he is rather well gifted in the trouser department and he may just be willing for a few bob, the call goes out and in comes Geordie, Geordie, says the Manager before we go any further there's £500 quid in this, the Manager explains the situation and Geordie agrees to do the deed on 3 conditions. 1. says Geordie, it has to done really early in the morning so no one sees me, ok, 2. ya need to put a curtan around it sa na one sees me go in just to be extra safe like ya na. 3. this ones the difficult bit gaffer.......what's that? it will tak me a couple o weeks to raise £500 poonds.

I have seen just as many idiotic drivers as I have cyclists. We need consideration for each other. I do ride a mountain bike but like to stay off public roads because of cars! What annoys me is cyclists in York riding at night without lights! Thats just plain stupid

Results are now published for Aintree (R23) thanks to the quick turnaround of Phil. Results can be found here, Any problems let me know Tiggs

this place sells them with the post code and BS number.

Offer prices updated and more offers added! Limited availability on wheels.

Not funny IMO

You should arrange to meet said customer the following Tuesday, JUST so you can say "C U NEXT TUESDAY" over and over again before parting

That's one I will, no doubt re-use if you don't mind. Bob

I think stick ons don't have the BS number (or whatever it is) or the makers name (not the ones I've seen) so don't comply with the 2001 law. And they should be as near to vertical as reasonable. The MOT tester should have a quick look to see if its reasonable. Most of us seem to have very reasonable testers Due to ANPR cameras, the law want all plates to be perfect, so they can catch the untaxed and uninsured

Buy a plate, cable tie it to grill and remove after test.

Done.