Right here goes Dark Dog .. ..Sunday night after a really nice meal and day with Norm and Jean Marie and family's, we booked into our hotel in Orleans and Wayne and Gwen, Marcus and Nakkie, Terry and Caroline and Elena and myself decided to walk into the town centre for a quiet evening a couple of drinks and a bite to eat, we found one little bar one drink and we moved on, this is were we found a very swish establishment, after one drink Terry got talking to a guy who it turned out to be the local Porn film director, he then spent the next hour trying to talk Terry into being his next star the drinks were flowing at this point and decided to show the barman my little red balls (my sponge magic balls) I had him hooked a few card tricks and then my disappearing cigarette trick by this time we had the full bar round us me doing magic tricks and Terry being talked into being a Porn star the night got really silly (karaoke) my so called mates had set me up and I did my best at ruining the Troggs biggest hit Wild Thing by this time the barmen was putting bar snacks on the bar and free drinks he then slipped us some tubes of Dark Dog off the top shelf ...the wind up for the rest of the trip started, we warned Terry we couldn't give him a tube..dangerous for a porn star So the quiet evening finished up a bit messy a few drinks finished up lots and the meal was bar snacks for the rest of the trip and at every opportunity Wayne,Marcus and myself wound the rest of the guys flashing the Dark Dog tubes.... as Marcus said we had a real laugh... oh and the 3 wotsits were 3 bananas