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I do find it fascinating how some people's online persona differs from their real life one. If you just read Mr C's posts, you'd get the impression he was in charge and full control in his relationship. I had the pleasure to meet and dine with Mr & Mrs C only a week ago - after 25 years of my own marital experience, and knowing the signs, that online persona somehow didn't seem to entirely and seamlessly mesh with their real world personas. In fact, I'd say Mrs C was "driving the tractor" to some degree, while allowing Mr C to occasionally "honk the horn". Thoroughly nice people, both.

Dear Santa, How are you? How is Mrs. Claus? I hope everyone, from the reindeer to the elves, is fine. I have been a very good boy this year. I would like an X-Box 360 with Call of Duty IV and an iPhone 5 for Christmas. I hope you remember that come Christmas Day. Merry Christmas, Timmy Jones * * Dear Timmy, Thank you for your letter. Mrs. Claus, the reindeer and the elves are all fine and thank you for asking about them. Santa is a little worried all the time you spend playing video games and texting. Santa wouldn't want you to get fat. Since you have indeed been a good boy, I think I'll bring you something you can go outside and play with. Merry Christmas, Santa Claus * * Mr. Claus, Seeing that I have fulfilled the "naughty vs. nice" contract, set by you I might add, I feel confident that you can see your way clear to granting me what I have asked for. I certainly wouldn't want to turn this joyous season into one of litigation. Also, don't you think that a jibe at my weight coming from an overweight man who goes out once a year is a bit trite? Respectfully, Tim Jones ** Mr. Jones, While I have acknowledged you have met the "nice" criteria, need I remind you that your Christmas list is a request and in no way is it a guarantee of services provided. Should you wish to pursue legal action, well, that is your right. Please know, however, that my attorneys have been on retainer ever since the Burgermeister Meisterburger incident and will be more than happy to take you on in open court. Additionally, the exercise I alluded to will not only improve your health, but also improve your social skills and potentially help clear up a complexion that looks like the bottom of the Burger King fry bin most days. Very Truly Yours, S Claus * * Now look here Fat Man, I told you what I want and I expect you to bring it. I was attempting to be polite about this but you brought my looks and my friends into this. Now you just be disrespecting me. I'm about to tweet my boys and we're gonna be waiting for your fat and I'm taking my game console, my game, my phone, and whatever else I want. WHAT EVER I WANT, MAN! T-Bone * * Listen Pizza Face, Seriously??? You think a dude that breaks into every house in the world on one night and never gets caught sweats a skinny gang-banger wannabe? "He sees you when you're sleeping; He knows when you're awake". Sound familiar, genius? You know what kind of resources I have at my disposal. I got your s**t wired, Jack. I go all around the world and see ways to hurt people that if I described them right now, you'd throw up your chips all over the carpet of your mummy's basement. You're not getting what you asked for, but I'm still stopping by your crib to stomp a mud hole in your and then walk it dry. Chew on that, Petunia. S Clizzy * * Dear Santa, Bring me whatever you see fit. I'll appreciate anything. Timmy * * Timmy, That's what I thought, you little b*****d. Santa

I suppose it could grow on you. Like a canker.

Stephen, at 5:49 you're going to wake her up. At 9:58 the lady responds. Did you use the pink tractor to travel the 100 miles to where she was?

Hippo Birdy Norman - enjoy the wine

just saved £130 from an adrian flux quote. Thank you Claire.

Pleased it's working out for you Kingston, Best Wishes for Christmas and the new Year

Good on you Bro.... see you at the top!!!

thought you were going to launch into something a bit "Life of Brian" there for a minute

My little Echoz, just keep it up. Not to put you under pressure but to motivate you, you must keep motivated and go start that career that will make you want to get up every morning to go and do something that is fun and you enjoy. IF NOT, YOU'LL BE LETTING US ALL DOWN. Have a nice day. Are you off somewhere for Christmas as, if so, I'll wish you a happy Christmas and a healthy New Year now. If not it can wait a week or so.

Have just moved my motorhome and traile rinsurance to A plan via Clare and saved a nice amount p.a, and now I feel epic and so money supermarket .com

Clare called me today as promised and after a nice chat i now have insurance. thanks again.