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These are i-Pads are going very cheap...part of a cancelled NHS contract

"I come in peace," it said, adding after a long moment of further grinding, "take me to your Lizard." "It comes from a very ancient democracy, you see..." "You mean it comes from a world of lizards?" "No," said Ford, "nothing so simple. Nothing anything like so straightforward. On this world, the people are people. The leaders are lizards. The people hate the lizards and the lizards rule the people." "Odd," said Arthur, "I thought you said it was a democracy." "I did," said Ford. "It is." "So," said Arthur, hoping he wasn't sounding ridiculously obtuse, "why don't people get rid of the lizards?" "It honestly doesn't occur to them," said Ford. "They've all got the vote, so they all pretty much assume that the government they've voted in more or less approximates to the government they want." "You mean they actually vote for the lizards?" "Oh yes," said Ford with a shrug, "of course." "But," said Arthur, going for the big one again, "why?" "Because if they didn't vote for a lizard," said Ford, "the wrong lizard might get in." - from 'So Long, and Thanks For All The Fish', Douglas Adams

I wouldn't buy one with built in 3G/4G full stop, the data deals are carp! Ordinary Wi-F version and a Mi-Fi work so much better, plus you can use the Mi-Fi for other devices to get an Internet connection. Not complicated to use either, just turn it on, pop it in a pocket and be your own personal Wi-Fi hotspot.

What would be embarassing was if both your rear wheels came off in front of a crowd of people with cameras whilst competing at a sprint

Hi What no replies or comments thought I better make it a bit plainer HAS ANYONE OUT THERE GOT A SPARE SET OF WHEELS my wife will ground me permanently if I bend it again I need a set of wheels for wet weather Alan contact 07802 190677