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My gay mate, (not you, the other one!), who is dyslexic, couldn't wait for February 14th. He thinks it's Vaseline day.....

Just to wind the Cap'n up, I did hear of one of our transatlantic cousins asking for directions to "Loogie boroogie" when picking up a hire car in the UK. Turned out he was trying to get to Loughborough. We don't make it easy for you when you leave Arkansas/Arkensaw.....

Oh yes, and dishwasher cleaner. How, in the name of all that's holy, does the detergent know which is stainless steel liner and which is stainless steel cutlery. It doesn't, so why does the cutlery come out clean and yet the liner need a dishwasher cleaner? They've both had very hot and aggressive detergent on them to remove grease and other food particles. The inside of the dishwasher cannot be dirty! The filters, now, are another thing altogether... And then there's Calgon. We had a washing machine in the Chilterns where the water is so hard you can nearly bang nails in with it, from 1977 'til about 1995 and it had needed some new parts but none to do with limescale. When I changed the drum due to a broken weld it was as shiny as the day it was made! Blood con merchants, the lot of 'em...

My Missus has fun with her name... It's a simple four letter affair, two vowels, two consonants, yet 90% of folk insist on using the wrong name for her even after being told the correct way.... She's a Dutch girli, her first name is Ilse.....Most people who don'y know her have to modify that to Elsa, or Isla, they seem to think that she's pronounced her own name wrong....Durrr! It's not really a grump tho' 'cos she's gotten so used to it she answers to most things now... :d When folk get it wrong I persist in loudly calling her Lisa....When they then tell me that's wrong I say so is f*cking Elsa you halfwits... :laugh: Revel in yer name notoriety Big K (Echoz), you could have a really boring default name like Dave.... Especially boring when pronounced in a long flat nasal Brummie accent.. :laugh: "Awwwriiiight Daaaaaaave" Although enjoying her own unusual name notoriety, Wifey wouldn't let me call one of our dogs W anker tho'... I only wanted the opportunity to legitimately shout "W anker" in the park... :d

tough night fella?

Bernie goodness me? Hell of a family surname! What Christian names do your other relatives have? B*gger Off? Shut Up? Grow Up? Do tell!

You'll find a bucket of water cures that "digging" problem, Throw it over yourself and say why did I put a raised bed their? :(

On your recomendation, I bought a pack today, just have to make a cup of tea and give them a go

This is my first Westfield but now looking to upgrade. This would be ideal as 1st Westy, it's a really clean example, ready to go. When it warms up a bit!! Full spec Reg 07-1999 Narrow chassis Live rear axle Navy Blue with silver centre stripe Pinto 2.0 on 40 Webers, lightly reworked head Rolling road @ 144 BHP New luke 4 point harnesses Dual fire extinguishers Omex rev limiter High pressure pump with pressure regulator New water pump New cam belt and tensioner EBC grooved dimpled discs with greenstuff pads Full weather gear Perspex wind deflectors Unkerbed alloys with Proxy CF1's plenty of tread MOT June 2012 (will be renewed when sold) Taxed end of Feb ( will have 6 months when sold) Looking for £5800 Thanks for looking Mike CAR NOW SOLD