Nick M Posted August 29, 2002 Share Posted August 29, 2002 *hugs lamp-post* "You're a bit skinny love !! Fancy a dance ??!" *hic* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
westy Posted August 29, 2002 Share Posted August 29, 2002 *while Blatman and Nick M snooze westy fills two bowls with water and place each of their arms in them* that 'll learn them Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blatman Posted August 29, 2002 Share Posted August 29, 2002 Go on Nick.......give 'er one from me............hic............eeeuuurrrggghhhh............I wonder where Phssthpok keeps his trousers........... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nick M Posted August 29, 2002 Share Posted August 29, 2002 Pah ! She's frigid !! Or a lesbian !! Wouldn't let go of the wall and have a dance with me !! Hey, who peed on my trousers ??!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
westy Posted August 29, 2002 Share Posted August 29, 2002 -early next morning- anyone for reheated curry? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisbin Posted August 29, 2002 Share Posted August 29, 2002 why you reheating it....? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blatman Posted August 29, 2002 Share Posted August 29, 2002 *Calls out from the dining room, where he fell asleep in a chair, upside down.......* Don't forget to grate some cheese over it. While you're in there, see if my trousers are dry................ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
westy Posted August 29, 2002 Share Posted August 29, 2002 *while grating cheese for Blatman notices half a cats tail in curry between the sagaloo and the dried out nan bread, looks round to notice Chrisbin's smile is revealing small pieces of flesh and fur* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisbin Posted August 29, 2002 Share Posted August 29, 2002 "anyone got some floss..........." "Blatman, you know those trousers........" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
westy Posted August 29, 2002 Share Posted August 29, 2002 "butting in, you mean the ones stuck to the wall by the flys?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blatman Posted August 29, 2002 Share Posted August 29, 2002 Oh b*****k*. Where's me mobile........... *Dials........* Mum, it's me...........I need a clean pair of trousers, some money, and no questions asked. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisbin Posted August 29, 2002 Share Posted August 29, 2002 *getting no help from anyone, finds a piece of fishing line which does the trick. Confesses to Blatman that he mistook his trousers for a towel after puking for the 3rd time* "What curry was that we had? Tasted like Puss-whara to me" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisbin Posted August 29, 2002 Share Posted August 29, 2002 "Sorry boys, gotta go now, got a motorway to catch - burp. Thanks for a good night - must do it again sometime" *looks round for his keys, finds them in westy's pocket - how did they get there?* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blatman Posted August 29, 2002 Share Posted August 29, 2002 That's OK Chrisbin, but, would you mind picking the lumps out me pockets, there's a good chap........... Not sure about the curry either. It's a new shop, and just after they opened, the cat population took a nose dive....... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phssthpok Posted August 29, 2002 Share Posted August 29, 2002 AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!............... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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