furtive Posted August 29, 2002 Share Posted August 29, 2002 Kylie has been cast in a remake of the St Trinians films, so expect to see her weilding a hockey stick and wearing a very short school skirt *dribble* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catflap Posted August 29, 2002 Share Posted August 29, 2002 mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phssthpok Posted August 29, 2002 Share Posted August 29, 2002 I think I might have done something very stupid. While recording Kylie Minogue’s song “Can’t get you out of my head” onto my hard drive I inadvertently played it backwards and a really spooky thing happened. In the background I could distinctly hear a guttural voice chanting, “Buy a Robin Ho*d, Buy a Robin Ho*d, Buy a Robin….” I immediately turned off my computer, but I think I might have unwittingly unleashed some malignant spirit. Should I contact Demon Tweaks and see if they do exorcisms? Ps I’m writing this from under my stairs. Help…. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nick M Posted August 29, 2002 Share Posted August 29, 2002 *props chair against cupboard door handle* Right, that should keep him out of the way for a while.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisbin Posted August 29, 2002 Share Posted August 29, 2002 I doubt it.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peterg Posted August 29, 2002 Share Posted August 29, 2002 Kylie, in a short skirt and black stockings...... now you're talking Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
westy Posted August 29, 2002 Share Posted August 29, 2002 *props chair against cupboard door handle* That’s not very nice Nick... *Drags large kitchen cupboard across floor and against the chair* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nick M Posted August 29, 2002 Share Posted August 29, 2002 *puts up "For Sale" sign outside house* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisbin Posted August 29, 2002 Share Posted August 29, 2002 *props chair against cupboard door handle* That’s not very nice Nick... *Drags large kitchen cupboard across floor and against the chair* never mind the cupboard..... *drags kitchen across floor and props against the door* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
westy Posted August 29, 2002 Share Posted August 29, 2002 *Begins pouring quick drying cement in Phssthpok's cupboard while dancing and chanting ancient tribal songs* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blatman Posted August 29, 2002 Share Posted August 29, 2002 *Seals up entire ground floor of house with gaffer tape, so no concrete leaks out* *Opens beer can, and offers Westy and Nick M a swig* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisbin Posted August 29, 2002 Share Posted August 29, 2002 *Seals up entire ground floor of house with gaffer tape, so no concrete leaks out* *Opens beer can, and offers Westy and Nick M a swig* Can I join in if I bring the crisps, or is it an Essex thing... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
westy Posted August 29, 2002 Share Posted August 29, 2002 But, in the last seconds before he is drowned in cement, Phssthpok finally agrees to the offer of being let out of the cupboard. The small clauses of release which include wearing shellsuits, drinking shandy, buying a white Capri and more importantly, moving to Essex are insignificant for him compared to his freedom. Blatman, Nick, Chrisbin and Westy relax with more beers and sing aloud all night of there being another one converted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Blatman Posted August 29, 2002 Share Posted August 29, 2002 Hic...........I fuggin' love you all.........hic..........burp........ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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