pistonbroke Posted February 19, 2007 Posted February 19, 2007 Wait a Mo ........ Theres a Rogers an hammerstine musical ( Oklahoma?) One of the songs is "Poor Fred lies dead" or sommat like that . Was Fred a singer ? in a band ? Was the wallet owned by a famous movie director and he gave Fred a job int new film? Did they tyen spend a fortune getting the organ repaired , only to find it wasn't the organ out o tune , it was Fred ! Did Fred get waisted for singin off key. Poor sod he never stood a chance Quote
samcooke Posted February 19, 2007 Posted February 19, 2007 Something to do with what he found in the wallet? Quote
Gavin Posted February 19, 2007 Posted February 19, 2007 Fred opened up the wallet and to his horror saw a picture of his missus and the owner of the wallet and saw she was having an affair.Poor old Fred was heartbroken and felt he couldn't go on so he walked out infront of a bus and got splatted. OR Fred opened up the wallet and to his delight saw a picture of his missus and the owner of the wallet and realised she was having an affair. Fred was over the moon that he might finally be rid of the b!£$h and foolishly crossed the road without looking and got splatted by a bus. Quote
pistonbroke Posted February 19, 2007 Posted February 19, 2007 Fred was walking to the garage to collect his brand new caterinvan . He saw the wallet , picked it up , and on examining the contents he found a receipt for a recently purchased Westfield Fred realised he could have bought a better car for half the price . If only he hadn't been so stupid He was driving home heartbroken and overcome with retribution and decided the only thing to do was to prang the caterinvan , write it off and claim ont insurance . He could then buy a "proper " car and save a load of dosh in t bargain. He realised at the last moment he was approaching the concrete mixer just a tad too fast . Poor Fred he became a stiff in more ways than one he never stood a chance and worse, he never got to have the westfield experience Quote
Captain Colonial Posted February 19, 2007 Author Posted February 19, 2007 Wait a Mo ........ Theres a Rogers an hammerstine musical ( Oklahoma?) One of the songs is "Poor Fred lies dead" or sommat like that . Was Fred a singer ? in a band ? Was the wallet owned by a famous movie director and he gave Fred a job int new film? Did they tyen spend a fortune getting the organ repaired , only to find it wasn't the organ out o tune , it was Fred ! Did Fred get waisted for singin off key. Poor sod he never stood a chance No. No. No. No. No. Quote
Captain Colonial Posted February 19, 2007 Author Posted February 19, 2007 Something to do with what he found in the wallet? No, not something HE found in the wallet... Quote
Captain Colonial Posted February 19, 2007 Author Posted February 19, 2007 Fred opened up the wallet and to his horror saw a picture of his missus and the owner of the wallet and saw she was having an affair.Poor old Fred was heartbroken and felt he couldn't go on so he walked out infront of a bus and got splatted. OR Fred opened up the wallet and to his delight saw a picture of his missus and the owner of the wallet and realised she was having an affair. Fred was over the moon that he might finally be rid of the b!£$h and foolishly crossed the road without looking and got splatted by a bus. Not the first, but loved the second. Shame they're both wrong. Quote
Captain Colonial Posted February 19, 2007 Author Posted February 19, 2007 Fred was walking to the garage to collect his brand new caterinvan . He saw the wallet , picked it up , and on examining the contents he found a receipt for a recently purchased Westfield Fred realised he could have bought a better car for half the price . If only he hadn't been so stupid He was driving home heartbroken and overcome with retribution and decided the only thing to do was to prang the caterinvan , write it off and claim ont insurance . He could then buy a "proper " car and save a load of dosh in t bargain. He realised at the last moment he was approaching the concrete mixer just a tad too fast . Poor Fred he became a stiff in more ways than one he never stood a chance and worse, he never got to have the westfield experience Put the bottle down, friend! Quote
langy Posted February 19, 2007 Posted February 19, 2007 Fred was in bed dreaming about the wallet and his final thoughts before he died was to return it to the right owner. Quote
spence Posted February 19, 2007 Posted February 19, 2007 Fred opened the wallet which was owned Osama Bin Laden. Fred's mate, who was standing next to him, found lots of wires which had been connected to a bomb. He run away and Fred didn't. Fred is now "Tucky fried Chicken". Quote
Captain Colonial Posted February 19, 2007 Author Posted February 19, 2007 Fred was in bed dreaming about the wallet and his final thoughts before he died was to return it to the right owner. Nope. Quote
Captain Colonial Posted February 19, 2007 Author Posted February 19, 2007 Fred is reallly Frederica? Ewwww - no! Quote
pistonbroke2 Posted February 19, 2007 Posted February 19, 2007 Fred is walking to work and sees a (wall) lying on the ground he decides to pick it up and return it to its rightfull owner who is a Welsh dry stone Freemason who doesnt drink. A large bull the other side of the wall spots our hero bending over picking up the wall. As the Bull charges Fred drops the Wall and--------------(To be continued) Quote
samcooke Posted February 20, 2007 Posted February 20, 2007 QUOTE No, not something HE found in the wallet... Something that was in the wallet when he returned it to its rightful owner? Quote
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