Lateral Thinking Puzzle #2

[*Emma*]

Fred was hit by a car and seriously injured shortly after picking up the wallet.   The hospital found a blood donor card in the wallet, and mistakenly gave him a transfusion with the wrong blood type and killed him.

[Captain Colonial]

The wallet belonged to a criminal type that had a contract out on him, so when Fred took the wallet back to the house knocked on the door and asked for the owner by name, the criminal took pre-emptive action and shot him thinking Fred was the hit man.

Good!

Wrong, but good!

[Captain Colonial]

My second guess was along those lines too...

I thought he maybe got asked for I.D by someone and was shot etc.

Nope.

[Captain Colonial]

He picked up the wallet with his A*** cheeks, farted, the wallet dropped and the press stud caused a spark, there was a gass leak under ground and Freds ignited fart lit the gas and blew his A*** through his head ??

Alas, funny but incorrect.

You are some sick b@st@rds.  

[Captain Colonial]

Fred  returned the wallet went home told his wife of his good deed and she beat him to death with a shovel  

Nope.

[Captain Colonial]

Fred watched Top Gear t'neet and topped imsel

Nope.

[Captain Colonial]

Because Fred had walked to work and was old, when he found out who owned the wallet he had a twenty mile walk to deliver it, died of heart failure by the time he got there

Nope.

[Captain Colonial]

He bent down to pick up the wallet standing out side the Palace Theatre and  Monty Pythons foot fell off crushed him.

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Sadly, no.

[Captain Colonial]

Fred was hit by a car and seriously injured shortly after picking up the wallet.   The hospital found a blood donor card in the wallet, and mistakenly gave him a transfusion with the wrong blood type and killed him.

No, but you'll see later that you are not far off!  Excellent guess with few clues!

Try asking a few questions instead of making guesses.

[Captain Colonial]

You said "prove to be his undoing" well it's obvious innit.

Fred is an astronaut and has just landed on the moon. He gets out of his craft and walking to the edge of the crater where he is going to work. Suddenly he spots Neal Armstrong's wallet which he dropped 38 years ago.

Fred unfortunately is a bit of a fat git and as he bends down, he splits his space suit. As it comes undone Fred explodes and dies.

Uhhhhh........

No.

[Captain Colonial]

It was night time

Some one had stuffed the wallet int gas pipe that was leeking to stop the leek

Fred smelled the  gas

Fred lit a match to see where the smell was coming from  ........

R.I.P. Fred

You've got a vivid imagination.

Vivid, but wrong.

[Captain Colonial]

Fred was an irish navvy , he couldnt read so he asked his Scouser mate to look who the owner was

The scouse nicked the  £2500  pounds cash money from the back oft wallet which Fred hadnt noticed

He delivered the wallet to the owner who thanked fred by grabbing him by the throat and smacking his head against the wall till he confessed .

Fred got one o them  brain hemorage thingies and died of   blood shortage later that night  

R.I.P. Fred you did the right think really , I would have done the same  

I think you've had enough to drink, mate.

Wrong.  Sorry.  

[Captain Colonial]

Just thought, Fred opened the wallet, found a winning lottery ticket and had a heart attack.

No - sorry.

[Captain Colonial]

Fred works in the Bermuda Triangle.

Fred and twallet both dissapeared and everybody thinks he is

brown breaded.

Nope.

[highwayman]

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