Lateral Thinking Puzzle #2

[Captain Colonial]

!/Does Freds work have anything to do with it?  

(why doesnt Fred drive to work)  

3/If his job was any good, can you let me know where he worked as I could do is job!  

No, Fred's job was irrelevant.

(Fred didn't drive to work because he was a tight A***, but that's not important right now.  Plus his boss was happy Fred died so he could cut the payroll - that's also not important, but it sucks.)

[Captain Colonial]

Did he die bending over to pick up the wallet?

Some health and safety bloke told us once before that picking a pen up off the floor is a "risk" and explained how many people die due to brain hemorrhages or something every year.

No, picking up the wallet didn't kill him.

[neilb]

The wallet belonged to a criminal type that had a contract out on him, so when Fred took the wallet back to the house knocked on the door and asked for the owner by name, the criminal took pre-emptive action and shot him thinking Fred was the hit man.

[Boomy]

My second guess was along those lines too...

I thought he maybe got asked for I.D by someone and was shot etc.

[sedsy]

He picked up the wallet with his A*** cheeks, farted, the wallet dropped and the press stud caused a spark, there was a gass leak under ground and Freds ignited fart lit the gas and blew his A*** through his head ??

[JeffC]

Fred  returned the wallet went home told his wife of his good deed and she beat him to death with a shovel  

[spence]

He bent down to pick up the wallet standing out side the Palace Theatre and  Monty Pythons foot fell off crushed him.

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[Derby Allen]

Because Fred had walked to work and was old, when he found out who owned the wallet he had a twenty mile walk to deliver it, died of heart failure by the time he got there

[spence]

You said "prove to be his undoing" well it's obvious innit.

Fred is an astronaut and has just landed on the moon. He gets out of his craft and walking to the edge of the crater where he is going to work. Suddenly he spots Neal Armstrong's wallet which he dropped 38 years ago.

Fred unfortunately is a bit of a fat git and as he bends down, he splits his space suit. As it comes undone Fred explodes and dies.

[oldman]

Fred watched Top Gear t'neet and topped imsel

[pistonbroke2]

Fred works in the Bermuda Triangle.

Fred and twallet both dissapeared and everybody thinks he is

brown breaded.

[pistonbroke2]

Just had another thought .

Was it Bernard Mathews Wallet.      

[Derby Allen]

Just thought, Fred opened the wallet, found a winning lottery ticket and had a heart attack.

[pistonbroke]

Fred was an irish navvy , he couldnt read so he asked his Scouser mate to look who the owner was

The scouse nicked the  £2500  pounds cash money from the back oft wallet which Fred hadnt noticed

He delivered the wallet to the owner who thanked fred by grabbing him by the throat and smacking his head against the wall till he confessed .

Fred got one o them  brain hemorage thingies and died of   blood shortage later that night  

R.I.P. Fred you did the right think really , I would have done the same  

[pistonbroke]

It was night time

Some one had stuffed the wallet int gas pipe that was leeking to stop the leek

Fred smelled the  gas

Fred lit a match to see where the smell was coming from  ........

R.I.P. Fred