Fat Albert Posted August 1, 2003 Share Posted August 1, 2003 And the jewish kamikaze pilot who crashed his plane.... in his brothers scrapyard Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Timo Posted August 1, 2003 Share Posted August 1, 2003 an irish girl goes home to her mother and says "bad news mam, i'm pregnant" and her mother says " are you sure its yours" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S8ight Posted August 1, 2003 Share Posted August 1, 2003 the gay cowboy....... rode into town and shot up the sherrif Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fat Albert Posted August 1, 2003 Share Posted August 1, 2003 And I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags, he's a bi-satchel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fat Albert Posted August 1, 2003 Share Posted August 1, 2003 A man walks into a bar with a roll of tarmac under his arm and says: "Pint please, and one for the road." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevineaton Posted August 1, 2003 Share Posted August 1, 2003 polar bear walks in to a bar goes up to the barman and says "hi, ill have a...." ... ... ... "beer please" the barman says...."So, why the big pause?" yikes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
westyfield Posted August 1, 2003 Share Posted August 1, 2003 A young fairy wondering through the woods comes across an elf perched on a toadstool with his head in his hands. "OOH!" she says, "are you a goblin?" "NO" he says, "I've just got a headache"! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S8ight Posted August 1, 2003 Share Posted August 1, 2003 my wifes cooking i thank you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fat Albert Posted August 1, 2003 Share Posted August 1, 2003 I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah, I thought "he's trying to pull a fast one". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fat Albert Posted August 1, 2003 Share Posted August 1, 2003 A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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