Martin Keene Posted July 31, 2003 Share Posted July 31, 2003 I don't know.........but Edward Woodward Would. make him stop please... Bit quite at work Chris? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phssthpok Posted July 31, 2003 Share Posted July 31, 2003 .....What do you call a forest named after a man with 4 trees on his head? .....Edward Woodward Would wood. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fat Albert Posted July 31, 2003 Share Posted July 31, 2003 I'm a little fairy And my names Nuff Fairy Nuff Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Elworthy Posted July 31, 2003 Share Posted July 31, 2003 Bit quite at work Chris? I think the word you are looking for is quiet! And, as it happens I have taken the week off, my first day(s) off since Jan 2nd this year, and even then I ended up in the office on Monday morning and this afternoon. I am also off from August 15th for 2 weeks if that is OK with you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Elworthy Posted July 31, 2003 Share Posted July 31, 2003 I'm a little fairy And my names Nuff Fairy Nuff Are you a tatty piece of tied string? No, I'm a frayed knot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Elworthy Posted July 31, 2003 Share Posted July 31, 2003 Are you a healthy, law obiding Bird of prey? No, I'm Ill Eagle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Elworthy Posted July 31, 2003 Share Posted July 31, 2003 Whats white & fluffy and swings through the jungle? Tampon of the Apes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Elworthy Posted July 31, 2003 Share Posted July 31, 2003 Whats the difference between a lorry load of marbles and a lorry load of Cats? You can't unload marbles with a Pitch-fork Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smayo Posted August 1, 2003 Share Posted August 1, 2003 Just to take the tone just a little bit lower. What do you do if you see a herd of Elephants coming over the hill?? Swim for it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S8ight Posted August 1, 2003 Share Posted August 1, 2003 after reading all these jokes i now understand what makes people snap and go on mad killing sprees names of offenders have been taken and will be 'picked off' one by one if they go to Donnington this year Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Martin Keene Posted August 1, 2003 Share Posted August 1, 2003 Bit quite at work Chris? I think the word you are looking for is quiet! DOH!!! Fingers too fast for brain again Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Elworthy Posted August 1, 2003 Share Posted August 1, 2003 names of offenders have been taken and will be 'picked off' one by one if they go to Donnington this year Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Elworthy Posted August 1, 2003 Share Posted August 1, 2003 Just to take the tone just a little bit lower. Whats white and slithers across the floor? Come Dancing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fat Albert Posted August 1, 2003 Share Posted August 1, 2003 Then here there was the homosexual magician who went off in a.... Pouff of Smoke Sorry about the non PC but my University Rag Comics date from the early 70s Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fat Albert Posted August 1, 2003 Share Posted August 1, 2003 And the Irish government research grant to develop a morning after pill.... For men Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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