oioi Posted July 6, 2004 Share Posted July 6, 2004 certainly wasnt when i had giardia think 6/4/93 was a particularly good one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldman Posted July 6, 2004 Share Posted July 6, 2004 Swimming in the Med......well not so much swimming,just going thru the motions Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blatman Posted July 6, 2004 Share Posted July 6, 2004 Stand up bog, Camping Bleu, Le Mans 2002. There's something about having a dump standing up...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
perksy Posted July 6, 2004 Share Posted July 6, 2004 Yep, Been to Japan a few times and there's nothing like 'Target' dumping in a Japanese Squatter (toilet) Decent aim important though Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blatman Posted July 6, 2004 Share Posted July 6, 2004 Yep. I always worry in case the bloke behind has holes in his shoes..... Sorry Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
felters Posted July 6, 2004 Share Posted July 6, 2004 Years ago was on safari in Kenya and was rapidly going down with a severe bout of montezuma's revenge. Went to the khazi and was pretty relieved to get out of the cubicle when the show was over. Stood there washing my hands when I heard a cry of "Aaaahhhh f**k" and glanced round to see an elderly American scrambling to get out of the trap I'd just left Still makes me smile - one of the few times I've managed to put one over them Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DickieB Posted July 6, 2004 Share Posted July 6, 2004 Summer of 1995. Gorazde, Bosnia. Left it until about 2 am until it had quietened down, but there was still plenty of tracer going past above my head to watch. Very colourful and loud! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blatman Posted July 6, 2004 Share Posted July 6, 2004 And you weren't worried about the tracers igniting the gasses? Brave man.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DickieB Posted July 6, 2004 Share Posted July 6, 2004 And you weren't worried about the tracers igniting the gasses? Brave man.... Nah. Landing at my feet - yes, oh yes. Linford Christie would have been left standing! And we won't talk about the shrapnel holes through my room and various items of clothing. But I was young and foolish then....... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldman Posted July 6, 2004 Share Posted July 6, 2004 Just been watching a prog on't box called"You are what you eat"....Does that mean I'm not an old man but a boy racer? Anyway,it was a nasty prog full of motions....mind boggles Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
markcoopers Posted July 6, 2004 Share Posted July 6, 2004 I take great satisfaction from throwing a whole heap of sweet rappers/drinks cans/ash try content out of the car, directly at the car behind having just passed them having received their fag end they threw at me. The look on their faces is priceless, and I never tire of it despite knowing it is immature and dangerous. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fat Albert Posted July 6, 2004 Share Posted July 6, 2004 You guys are not trying hard enough In 1994 I had 8ft of my small bowel removed due to Crohn's. Imagine the pleasure when some weeks later, digestion and disposal were both confirmed as having restarted in one sitting Did I miss out an 'h', Oh my typing needs work Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gregh Posted July 6, 2004 Share Posted July 6, 2004 Just been watching a prog on't box called"You are what you eat"....Does that mean I'm not an old man but a boy racer? so you've been eating boy racers then Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S8ight Posted July 7, 2004 Share Posted July 7, 2004 not mine, but funny. when i used to drive wagons used to run with a good mate of mine a lot of the time. we where all self employed but the goody goody brown nose lads got all the best wagons and jobs. one of the lads ended up parking up by me and my mate one night, he then spends about 20 minutes faffing around with his wagon before he comes over and speaks to us mere mortals 20 mins later he goes of to bed, 20 mins later my mate says hes off for a dump with a great big grin on his face. off he goes, climbs up on the back of this other blokes wagon, drops his trollies and then procedes do lay a great big Mr Wippy on the 5th wheel of this blokes wagon boy was that a funny site in the morning when hes greeted by a sodding great big turd on the back of his wagon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
david.c Posted July 7, 2004 Share Posted July 7, 2004 drops his trollies and then procedes do lay a great big Mr Wippy on the 5th wheel of this blokes wagon David Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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