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They only sell it, not sample the goods.
 

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I don't remember doing that in double chemistry...

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Those imaginary fires can be really dangerous.
 

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It’s been a while, so here’s a few more…

 

How can they be sure?

 

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Please be ill in an orderly fashion.
 

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I need more information on the quantity and condition first.
 

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That’s reason enough, surely?

 

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13 hours ago, Captain Colonial said:

That’s reason enough, surely?

 

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Very American, they have fogotten what legs are for ;)

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7 minutes ago, Nick Algar - Competition Secretary said:

 

Very American, they have fogotten what legs are for ;)


Legs are for operating pedals so you can drive thru to buy fast food, do your banking and pay your respects at the drive thru funeral parlour.  Everyone knows that.

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42 minutes ago, Captain Colonial said:


Legs are for operating pedals so you can drive thru to buy fast food, do your banking and pay your respects at the drive thru funeral parlour.  Everyone knows that.

Knew we had been getting it wrong in Europe for a while ;) Sure Gen Z will correct this problem.

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George Washington always looked dodgy to me.
 

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On 24/10/2024 at 07:23, Captain Colonial said:

That’s reason enough, surely?

 

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I was working in Detroit with a couple of dozen guys for six months and we were getting stopped all the time for going out for walks or walking between shops on strip malls.

 

The Americans that we worked with reckoned that they could always spot the Brits as we took the stairs rather than queueing for the lifts.

 

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Count yourself lucky to actually be receiving post.
 

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If I was a dog that found a talking duck, I might have attacked it as well.
 

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You don’t say.
 

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