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How inconvenient for them.
 

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…while editor learns that there’s supposed to be a hyphen between “first” and “hand”.
 

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Was it at the Department of Health & Safety?
 

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In other news, water is wet and the Sun comes up in the east.
 

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You’d have to be drunk to think that would work.
 

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Lifestyles of the rich:

 

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Obviously a story of great interest.
 

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For those of us past a certain age, this is like watching Cyril Fletcher on "Thats Life" . He would get sent these type of headlines from local papers all over the world to read out on the show.

 

He would also get sent vegetables that either looked like a famous person, genitals or some such.

 

 

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3 hours ago, jeff oakley said:

He would also get sent vegetables that either looked like a famous person, genitals or some such.


And for an occasional “highlight” the vegetables would look like the genitals of a famous person; Bill Clinton was a popular candidate for some reason… :suspect:

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3 hours ago, Dave Eastwood (Gadgetman) - Club Secretary said:


And for an occasional “highlight” the vegetables would look like the genitals of a famous person; Bill Clinton was a popular candidate for some reason… :suspect:


That leads me nicely on to USA local high school basketball news…

 

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That’s accurate but a bit harsh.
 

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You know what “homeless” means, right?
 

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If it had only used better protection.
 

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