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[Captain Colonial]

7:16 A.M. - Woman taken for treatment for alcohol poisoning.
 

[Captain Colonial]

Sounds right.
 

[Captain Colonial]

Especially by editors.
 

[Captain Colonial]

Northern, southern and eastern families not catered for.
 

[Captain Colonial]

Already got one and it’s more than enough, thanks.
 

[Flying Carrot Steve]

5 hours ago, Captain Colonial said:

Already got one and it’s more than enough, thanks.
 

 

I don't have any. And they are free, so I'll gladly take them ta. Can the seller deliver I wonder?

[Captain Colonial]

40 minutes ago, Flying Carrot Steve said:

And they are free

Women are never free.  Maybe at first, but not for very long.

[Blatman]

Be careful. We all like a nymphomaniac but after a little while the nympho part leaves...

[Captain Colonial]

 

For those wondering, it’s about a statue of a Civil War officer, General John Lee Hooker.

[dvd8n]

4 hours ago, Captain Colonial said:

 

For those wondering, it’s about a statue of a Civil War officer, General John Lee Hooker.

 

This is definitely deliberate work by a bored sub-editor.

 

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[Captain Colonial]

Happy birthday darling! …what?
 

[Captain Colonial]

Might be accurate, maybe I’ll take Lady Colonial to find out.
 

[Captain Colonial]

I’m no gardener but yes, I knew that.
 

[Captain Colonial]

For those who like pure pork.
 

[Captain Colonial]

Creepy…