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[Captain Colonial]

Trouble brewing.

 

 

[Captain Colonial]

No more questions, Your Honour.

 

 

[Captain Colonial]

Not sure if that’s what children under those heights are charged, or if they’re part of the menu.
 

[Captain Colonial]

What a bargain!
 

[Captain Colonial]

Garden hose not included.
 

[Captain Colonial]

No thanks.
 

[Captain Colonial]

Surely not!

 

 

 

[Captain Colonial]

Please explain how this benefits me…

 

 

[Captain Colonial]

I had no idea that summer fun was contagious.

 

 

[Captain Colonial]

Maybe you can switch them to vaping?
 

[Captain Colonial]

Have you thought about just removing one?

 

 

[Captain Colonial]

Call me a picky eater, but I prefer mine to be 100% fart free.
 

[Captain Colonial]

Sounds a bit pricey and I don’t think my wife would approve either.
 

[Captain Colonial]

Can I choose which one I want?

 

 

[Captain Colonial]

Is that all he’s got left?