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[Captain Colonial]

Nothing dodgy or weird about this… 😳
 

[Ross Seight]

Says it all really!😬

[Captain Colonial]

I like mine battered and deep fried.
 

[Blatman]

Deep fried is fine but battering children is frowned upon these days.

Mind you, never did me any harm. Perhaps that's where we're going wrong...

Wibble...

[Captain Colonial]

Ummmm…!?
 

[Captain Colonial]

When you can’t spell “cologne”:
 

[Captain Colonial]

A new kind of worship.
 

[corsechris]

Not the usual format, but these are pretty good. 
 

 

[Blatman]

Saw this sign at my local Tesco petrol station and I still can't work out what they meant.

And yes that's my R1200RT on the right, waiting for me to figure out if I pay at the pump only or also in the kiosk... or neither  

 

[jaykay42]

1 hour ago, Blatman said:

Saw this sign at my local Tesco petrol station and I still can't work out what they meant.

And yes that's my R1200RT on the right, waiting for me to figure out if I pay at the pump only or also in the kiosk... or neither  

 

Maybe it makes sense if there's a third option like "pay with the app"?

Or am I ruining the fun here with some logic?