dombanks Posted July 10, 2016 Posted July 10, 2016 Send her round here.... grass to cut, washing to do, hoovering, ... plenty to keep her busy Quote
Geoffrey Carter (Buttercup) Posted July 10, 2016 Posted July 10, 2016 My word. Has she stolen your kitchen cupboard doors. Quote
alfie_fraser Posted July 10, 2016 Posted July 10, 2016 Has she started strutting around in the 'gear' yet?? (Didn't know you was at home son, but do you like what you see?) Quote
Captain Colonial Posted July 12, 2016 Posted July 12, 2016 Has she started strutting around in the 'gear' yet?? (Didn't know you was at home son, but do you like what you see?) Quote
TAFKARM Posted July 13, 2016 Author Posted July 13, 2016 Broken kitchen tap Tea towels in oven (160 degrees) The ballad of the hanging baskets Quote
dombanks Posted July 14, 2016 Posted July 14, 2016 Broken kitchen tap Tea towels in oven (160 degrees) The ballad of the hanging baskets what the devil Quote
TAFKARM Posted August 7, 2016 Author Posted August 7, 2016 Well shes finally moved out last week, but forever coming round unannounced - hopefully this is not the new normal. Quote
Captain Colonial Posted August 7, 2016 Posted August 7, 2016 Nice to see someone who's in to self-deception. You are doomed. Might as well give her a key. Don't forget that looking to the mother in law is what your missus will likely look like in 20 years - enjoy. 1 Quote
Dave Eastwood (Gadgetman) - Club Chairman Posted August 7, 2016 Posted August 7, 2016 Nice to see someone who's in to self-deception. You are doomed. Might as well give her a key. Don't forget that looking to the mother in law is what your missus will likely look like in 20 years - enjoy. So cruel... Quote
Gary Taylor Posted August 7, 2016 Posted August 7, 2016 So cruel... alas cruel ....... but true 1 Quote
Paul Hurdsfield - Joint Manchester AO Posted August 7, 2016 Posted August 7, 2016 I can confirm that Quote
DanDud Posted August 10, 2016 Posted August 10, 2016 Broken kitchen tap Tea towels in oven (160 degrees) The ballad of the hanging baskets A broken tap could happen to anyone... Old people for some reason seem to like hanging baskets.... didn't you put any up before she arrived? Tea towels in the oven.... that's a new one.... did she explain why? Quote
Dave Eastwood (Gadgetman) - Club Chairman Posted August 10, 2016 Posted August 10, 2016 'ere, I like hanging baskets! Oh, wait... Nothing to see here, I'll get my coat, (and walking stick). 1 Quote
Captain Colonial Posted August 10, 2016 Posted August 10, 2016 I like hanging baskets too. But that's because lethal injection or a firing squad is too good for them. 1 Quote
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