Marto303 Posted August 9, 2014 Share Posted August 9, 2014 Which of you has bigger breasts? Oh Scott, thats tickled me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nemesis Posted August 9, 2014 Share Posted August 9, 2014 Tsk Tsk Tsk...... such poor advice....... have you tried the "there's a bit of a squeak coming from the rear of the westie love...... I'd better go have a test drive to try and iron it out...."..... You'll never run out or reasons or excuses..... squeaks, rattles and rumbles always migrate...... just saying..... Nem.................. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CraigHew Posted August 10, 2014 Author Share Posted August 10, 2014 Which of you has bigger breasts? Hence the reason for my self deprecating picture (I've cut down on the pies)... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boombang Posted August 10, 2014 Share Posted August 10, 2014 I'm off to a car show tomorrow, the forecast is for severe weather with both wind and heavy rain yet SWMBO wants to join me and is actually looking forward to it does this mean she's a keeper ? Oh yes! You either want them to be involved, or happy not to be involved - either is a keeper. My wife never minds me going out in the car, or off for a day of golf. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geoffrey Carter (Buttercup) Posted August 10, 2014 Share Posted August 10, 2014 OH MY WORD. What a beautiful picture............That is exactly what I wanted. I have printed it out and put it in a heart shaped frame at the side of my bed. You are now the last thing I see when I go to sleep and the first thing I see when wake up. Night Night Princess. xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Colonial Posted August 10, 2014 Share Posted August 10, 2014 OH MY WORD. What a beautiful picture............That is exactly what I wanted. I have printed it out and put it in a heart shaped frame at the side of my bed. You are now the last thing I see when I go to sleep and the first thing I see when wake up. Night Night Princess. xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx I suggest you get Buttercup's exhaust system checked - I suspect some of the engine fumes are leaking into the passenger compartment. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geoffrey Carter (Buttercup) Posted August 10, 2014 Share Posted August 10, 2014 I Hxvve cheked fur ffummees an I luk okok 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tisme Posted August 10, 2014 Share Posted August 10, 2014 It's all very simple - once you get to 60+ and been married for 40 years, it's not about seeking permission to "go out for a blat" or "pop up the garage for a few minutes" - it's more along the lines of "am I allowed in the house yet" or "ok, leave my dinner on the workbench"..... Everything else has either fallen off or doesn't work anymore, so tinkering on the Westfield keeps us both sane (mind you, we did have a sensible two way conversation about Roll Cages over dinner the other evening - I was quite shocked ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rory's Dad Posted August 10, 2014 Share Posted August 10, 2014 This pre and post retirement in my case involves my wife who cares nothing about my Westfield other than the impact it has on our time. When I was working I used the Westy for my commute between Harrogate and Bradford (via the moors), monthly meetings and other events. Blatting in the evenings or at weekends was not encouraged. Having not been in the house enough, I'm now in the house too much and I'm now in a situation like Tisme. However a conversation about roll cages seems a long way off! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Terryathome Posted August 10, 2014 Share Posted August 10, 2014 I'm just going into the garage to do a bit of work on the car love. That's a chance to go for a blat and when you get back "I had to test drive the car" It will only work a few times but you will have chance to make up another. Terry Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SootySport Posted August 10, 2014 Share Posted August 10, 2014 I'm off to a car show tomorrow, the forecast is for severe weather with both wind and heavy rain yet SWMBO wants to join me and is actually looking forward to it does this mean she's a keeper ? If she winges about being cold and wet then your days are numbered. If she loves her day out then she should be the Secretary of the Secretary, all will be well. And that's the first since I know you, you've used the word 'SWMBO' 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alexander72 Posted August 11, 2014 Share Posted August 11, 2014 great thread this - i just go in my car when debbie tells me i can…. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Colonial Posted August 11, 2014 Share Posted August 11, 2014 Bought this meter off eBay with fresh batteries just for this thread: Click 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SootySport Posted August 11, 2014 Share Posted August 11, 2014 This meter http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Non-Contact-LCD-IR-Laser-Infrared-Digital-Temperature-Thermometer-Gun-New-BT-/121362587740?pt=UK_BOI_Electrical_Test_Measurement_Equipment_ET&hash=item1c41c6205c is a good indication of telling how SWMBO's mood is in your favour. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John K Posted August 11, 2014 Share Posted August 11, 2014 This early warning technology might be more appropriate... https://www.wardsci.com/store/catalog/product.jsp;jsessionid=6FAF59125E66E6FE3D272CC9ABEA99A4?catalog_number=134130 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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