Captain Colonial Posted August 9, 2014 Share Posted August 9, 2014 The response is simple. She had her chance to object - what the hell did she think you were going to do with the car, only drive it weekdays after work? Unrealistic. She can either join in the fun or be happy for you to get out and be yourself. It's just not possible for a Westfield to spoil a weekend. If she persists, demand sex instead. If that doesn't work, tell her either the Westfield is your mistress or you will sell it and get a real one. She needs to know how lucky she is you have a hobby she can be part of. Of course, the knife cuts both ways - if she has a hobby she wants to do at the weekends, tell her to look up hypocrisy in the dictionary. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
M444TTB Posted August 9, 2014 Share Posted August 9, 2014 You made the mistake of asking for permission. Also you need to use a distraction such just off to buy you something nice for breakfast......... Hahahahaha yes this! Although you have to hide things you've bought. Thankfully my wife is into cars and wastes money on her own hobbies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pickmaster Andy Lowe Posted August 9, 2014 Share Posted August 9, 2014 Maybe your asking the questioned on the wrong forum Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CraigHew Posted August 9, 2014 Author Share Posted August 9, 2014 Hahahaha all very misguided replies. I forgot to mention that I don't work now, I retired 3 years ago at the tender age of 50. I'm playing the long game here, so I've been very helpful and attentive today up to the point where she actually said if I fancied a blat out, feel free. However, I knew that could only be a cunning trap so declined politely. I think after a couple of weekends I'll be able to fill my boots. Another plus side is she's been sunbathing topless all morning. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geoffrey Carter (Buttercup) Posted August 9, 2014 Share Posted August 9, 2014 Corrrrrrrr..............Can I have a picture. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Eastwood (Gadgetman) - Club Chairman Posted August 9, 2014 Share Posted August 9, 2014 I believe the expression is "TTIUWP" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Colonial Posted August 9, 2014 Share Posted August 9, 2014 Another plus side is she's been sunbathing topless all morning. Awwww, how cute that you think her sunbathing topless and you not being allowed to go blatting are unrelated. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DerekJ Posted August 9, 2014 Share Posted August 9, 2014 SWMBO says... Take her with you! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paul Gibney - Lancashire AO Posted August 9, 2014 Share Posted August 9, 2014 But get her to put a top on first ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clansman Posted August 9, 2014 Share Posted August 9, 2014 SWMBO says... Take her with you! Topless !! If you've a 4 point harness she'll be covered :-) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark (smokey mow) Posted August 9, 2014 Share Posted August 9, 2014 I'm off to a car show tomorrow, the forecast is for severe weather with both wind and heavy rain yet SWMBO wants to join me and is actually looking forward to it does this mean she's a keeper ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CraigHew Posted August 9, 2014 Author Share Posted August 9, 2014 Corrrrrrrr..............Can I have a picture. Here you go Buttercup Ooops sorry, that's me 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barry Ashcroft Posted August 9, 2014 Share Posted August 9, 2014 So that's were my avatar came from ;-) 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Colonial Posted August 9, 2014 Share Posted August 9, 2014 Here you go Buttercup Ooops sorry, that's me Which of you has bigger breasts? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XTR2Turbo Posted August 9, 2014 Share Posted August 9, 2014 has he been Tango'd ? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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