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Went to primary school with a lad call A s h i t  Kareer, A s h i t was apparently a popular first name in his mum and dads native country.

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Just remembered I had a customer whose name was D1ck Crapper.  You'd think they'd prefer Richard or Rich, but nooooooo....idiot.

 

This thread is useless without these:

 

 

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Brilliant Scott :d :D

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Knew his brother Fu very well    :)

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I used to work with someone call Les. Normal enough, I hear you say.

 

But his surname was Behan.

 

No word of a lie!

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And a lad at my school was called Mark Mycock

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I worked with mr ivor house and a Mr kipper haddock both fantastic blokes and very talented. I am sure they both had hide as thick as an elephant's due to their parents sense of humour

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I know a Norman Verona. What a t**t!

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Nemisis

 

Free dictionary...

 

Which one will they become?

 

1. A source of harm or ruin: Uncritical trust is my nemesis.
2. Retributive justice in its execution or outcome: To follow the proposed course of action is to invite nemesis.
3. An opponent that cannot be beaten or overcome.
4. One that inflicts retribution or vengeance.
5. Nemesis Greek Mythology The goddess of retributive justice or vengeance.
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I've customer called Richard Sole!

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A chap in my year at school was Richard Sore. His brother Mark was a little luckier I suppose!

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Went to primary school with a lad call A s h i t  Kareer, A s h i t was apparently a popular first name in his mum and dads native country.

 

Reminds me of a former colleague called D i k s h i t...

Wife is aware of a lady called Queen Elizabeth Smith (Queen being her firstname!), and two sisters called Chanel and Dior.

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I used to work with a Thomas Watkins.  Seeing his name as T Watkins on lists brightened my day as did Ashat Pant on the corporate address book.

 

Also used to work with an Anita Bush, who we referred to as well groomed.......

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Walk into an Irish bar and ask for a Shirley Bassey.

 

You'll get a Bushmills Black Bush.

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My had  friends called Nora Bone and Annette Curtain.... 

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