Mooch Posted July 24, 2013 Share Posted July 24, 2013 .....Nemesis SWMBO is Admin Manager at a school and tells me that this is seriously the first name of one of the kids there. There is another with the given name Tia Maria...... How? Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Norman Verona Posted July 24, 2013 Share Posted July 24, 2013 My daughter is called Tanya. After an elephant born a few weeks before her in Billy Smarts circus. At least it isn't a biblical name. (or is it?) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SootySport Posted July 24, 2013 Share Posted July 24, 2013 Simple, Conceived on the Nemesis ride? Tia Maria conceived while under the influence of ermmm, Tia Maria Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pistonbroke Posted July 24, 2013 Share Posted July 24, 2013 How's about Virginia Virgin for short but not for long Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
User0083 Posted July 24, 2013 Share Posted July 24, 2013 How's about Virginia Virgin for short but not for long TAXI!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paul Gibney - Lancashire AO Posted July 24, 2013 Share Posted July 24, 2013 had a mate call his daughter lou. she was delivered in a toilet cubicle !!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
User0083 Posted July 24, 2013 Share Posted July 24, 2013 My middle name went as eldest son's first name... Was my grandfather's first name. Wanted tradition to continue, however I doubt it'll carry on (John) but only due to their mother and "issues". My second son, for charity I charged £5 for a name. They went into a boys and a seperate girls hat, name pulled out took 25% raised founds to person that put name in, 75% to charity of their choice. They did the noble thing and left their 25% to charity. (Harvey) He was very lucky! Some of the names were mad "R2D2", "Santa's Little Helper", "John" (seems ok. But other son is called John!), "Land Rover", "Challenger"... Can't remember most, but had a real laugh. Sold 92 boy names and 104 girl names pre birth. So straight away it was a gamble if boy/girl. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
User0083 Posted July 24, 2013 Share Posted July 24, 2013 Oh, wife's half sister is called Toni, her Dad's called Tony and he wanted a boy! So the step mother in law (yes she is horrible) screams "TONI/Y" and you never know who she's shouting at. So both ignore her and hide. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Colonial Posted July 24, 2013 Share Posted July 24, 2013 Lady MemSec was a head teacher - I will post some gems of student names she taught tomorrow. However, as a young man, I did go out with a girl named Kandi Barr. Her brother was named Steele. Parents are idiots sometimes. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Colonial Posted July 25, 2013 Share Posted July 25, 2013 As promised, names of children Lady MemSec has taught at various schools: Egon Bacon Shanda Lear Norman Conquest Stan Bach Winson Green (mother's revenge - that's where dad was banged up while she was pregnant) Murcot Bulpit But the poor little blighter I remember most was Jason Frost - not a funny name in itself, except he couldn't pronounce his "esses", so he called himself Jaton Frott. His best mate was a boy named Timon Tmith. He was a hall monitor, delivering mettageth. Worst of all, he was the sixth one in his PE class, so when they took roll, all you heard was, "One!", "Two!", until they got to him, when you heard "Ick!". I always wondered what happened to Jaton. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Man On The Clapham Omnibus Posted July 25, 2013 Share Posted July 25, 2013 Phyllis - 'syph' for short. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuart Posted July 25, 2013 Share Posted July 25, 2013 I went to uni with a bloke called Arthur Chance. And when our no.1 son was born, the lady in the next bed was Mrs. Beare. Called her son Rupert. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveD Posted July 25, 2013 Share Posted July 25, 2013 again i have a customer called William ankers . mr ****s , god damn swear filter mr w ankers 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ajpearson Posted July 25, 2013 Share Posted July 25, 2013 I went to school with a Wayne carr and a kari oke 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Norman Verona Posted July 25, 2013 Share Posted July 25, 2013 Wayne KIng used to baby sit for us. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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