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Ford Kuga...

Nope

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I'm well pleased for you Kuga glad you got sorted I got made redundant in 2008 I nearly lost everything I was 2months away from loosing the house...I out of work for 16months it really tests your ability as a person. It'll be probably another year before all the debts are cleared but its a target to conquer!

All the best

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Buzz

Thanks Buzz

Keep going yourself, 12 months is not that long to clear it all up mate

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I know I know! You've got a job with Westfield and they've given you a spare Mazda SDV they had floating around the workshop?

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:laugh:  :laugh:  :laugh: 

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I know I know! You've got a job with Westfield and they've given you a spare Mazda SDV they had floating around the workshop?

Can't be,  they sold that car last week to a chap in France ...  ;)

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I know I know! You've got a job with Westfield and they've given you a spare Mazda SDV they had floating around the workshop?

 

Dommo, ssshhh, its a secret :zzz:

 

I have been asked to trial the 1.6 engined Mazda SDV they have for 6 months, and then produce a report on the difference in performance between the 1.6 and 1.8 engines.

 

In order for it to be a true and fair comparison, they have returned the 1.6 engined car they have to standard Mazda spec :laugh::devil:  :swear:

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Vauxhall Victor, or don't they make them anymore?

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Vauxhall Victor, or don't they make them anymore?

 

I can just about remember them :blush:

 

No Norm, it is not one of those

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I used to employ a Sri Lankan (was Ceylon then) salesman. Poor lad couldn't pronounce his "V"s.

 

So he would sell Wauxhall Wiwa's and Wauxhall Wictors.

 

Fortunately for him we changed franchise from Vauxhall to Datsun.

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I know I know! You've got a job with Westfield and they've given you a spare Mazda SDV they had floating around the workshop?

 

 

Dommo, ssshhh, its a secret :zzz:

 

I have been asked to trial the 1.6 engined Mazda SDV they have for 6 months, and then produce a report on the difference in performance between the 1.6 and 1.8 engines.

 

In order for it to be a true and fair comparison, they have returned the 1.6 engined car they have to standard Mazda spec :laugh::devil:  :swear:

 

Oi !!!!! you cheeky feckers :d :D I'm doing you guys a favour, and this is the thanks I get for it :oops::o:laugh::d

 

 

 

 

Any how, back on topic.....

Lada Niva?

Yugo?

Trabant 601?

 

or Skoda Estelle :laugh:

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Ha ha, there are some quality motors there smokey!

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I used to employ a Sri Lankan (was Ceylon then) salesman. Poor lad couldn't pronounce his "V"s.

 

So he would sell Wauxhall Wiwa's and Wauxhall Wictors.

 

Fortunately for him we changed franchise from Vauxhall to Datsun.

 

:d

How was he with w a n k e l engines :oops:

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:d

How was he with w a n k e l engines :oops:

Just spoke to him and he said W a nkel engines were in Mazda's you vanker :d

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Not sure about those.

 

However I came back one night, a few minutes after I'd left and found him in the managers office with his trousers round his ankles getting a blow job from one of the girls in the parts department.

 

They saw me come in (pun?) but just carried on as if I wasn't there.

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On 17th of this month i have an interview for my own job or i'm down the road too along with 20% of the people i work with :(

Yay!!! Still employed :cool:

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