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Oi, watch it, I'm a gnome!

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A little gnome polishing a wheel in the sunshine.

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Oi, watch it, I'm a gnome!

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A little gnome polishing a wheel in the sunshine.

cool a real life gnome

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Car wiring faults

Losing skin off my knuckles when using spanners

Paying more than £1.80 for a pint

Paying £1.40 a litre for diesel

Telephone sales cold calls

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Oi, watch it, I'm a gnome!

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A little gnome polishing a wheel in the sunshine.

Is that a dead rat in your hand

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Is that a dead rat in your hand

that covering his stiffy

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Seems a bit OTT to dismantle a wheel rim just to polish iot

Actually seems a bit OTT to polish wheels anyway. - A bit girly really

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It's a polishing cloth. Mind you it may be covering something.......

The dead rat is just outside the shot on my plate, ready for lunch.

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Terry, they hadn't been cleaned before or after. They only got cleaned and polished then because I was waiting for the new chassis to arrive and needed something to do. The wheels were split as I had to fit new rims where they had been damaged in the accident.

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Seems a bit OTT to dismantle a wheel rim just to polish iot

Actually seems a bit OTT to polish wheels anyway. - A bit girly really

dont hold back tel ,say what you mean

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Room 101 got hijacked by the TV show. In the book 1984, IIRC it was a Room where those that refused to comply were sent for correction. Inside the room were your worst fears made real so the contents could be anything but would be utterly terrifying for that person. Winston Smith went in and came out a compliant idiot. A bit like The McDonalds Training Centre I suspect.

In mine, I'd put:

Mark Serwotka (PCS Union leader)

Adverts that reverse sexism so it's OK if its a bloke (like that Advert for Greek Yoghurt with Amanda Holden - make that a bloke with his feet resting on a woman and see what happens).

Spiders. All of them. I Haaaate the little blighters

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mike freakin brewer

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The general public - people are dumb!

Sad, but true.

Another for me - bicyclists on the pavement. :angry: :angry: :angry:

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