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Norman Verona

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Art, music, in fact anything 'creative'.. I'm fine drilling holes and bolting stuff together but ask me to draw a flower or play an instrument and I'm useless...

Spelling, however, I can do as it was literally beaten into me at school :(

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Manipulating any substance like paper or cloth - it won't stand still! Cannot wrap parcels, nor fold sheets of cloth properly.

...or won't. :bangshead:

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Manipulating any substance like paper or cloth

Many years ago HM was not well and was told to have complete rest. She was laid out on the settee in the conservatory watching me attempt to iron a shirt.

I placed the shirt on the ironing board.

I picked up the iron.

The shirt slipped to the floor.

I picked the shirt up and placed it on the ironing board again.

I picked up the iron

The shirt slipped to the floor.

She watched me put the iron down and go out into the garden.

I returned with 2 house bricks.

Two bricks held the tail of the shirt down whilst I ironed the shirt.

ed to add that she was laughing so much she slipped off the settee. I was tempted to use the two bricks but thought better of it.

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Sorry norm but I think I would have also had a good chuckle

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Anything practical. Cars, gardening, home DIY etc :(

EDIT: Concerningly I can wrap presents and iron (if not quite to a military standard!!).

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just found out I'm rubbish at repairing seized up trailer brake adjusters . :t-up:

but i'm very good at breaking brake adjusters :)

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Plastic bags or anything in plastic. My fingers just wont open them! My better half just sighs, takes the bag from me opens it, and gives it back.

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Gardening, in fact anything with plants, I can "kill" artificial plants.

Languages.

Er, remembering things...

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Many years ago HM was not well and was told to have complete rest. She was laid out on the settee in the conservatory watching me attempt to iron a shirt.

I placed the shirt on the ironing board.

I picked up the iron.

The shirt slipped to the floor.

I picked the shirt up and placed it on the ironing board again.

I picked up the iron

The shirt slipped to the floor.

She watched me put the iron down and go out into the garden.

I returned with 2 house bricks.

Two bricks held the tail of the shirt down whilst I ironed the shirt.

ed to add that she was laughing so much she slipped off the settee. I was tempted to use the two bricks but thought better of it.

Ah yes! And ironing... :d

And bedmaking...

And nappy changing...

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Nappy changing, a black art.

First time I was alone with my daughter I had reason to change the nappy.

I laid her on the settee, removed pooy nappy and cleaned her.

New nappy laid out in a triangle. Place baby on nappy. Pull the corners together and insert nappy pins.

All by the book.

I pick her up and the nappy slides down to her ankles.

Lets try again.

After 3 attempts I pinned the nappy to her vest. Her Mother can sort it out when she gets back.

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