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In addition to the above post :D

Some guy called Blatman ,who must of just been released from one of her majs facilties :p

tell u to do a b****y search :p  :p  :p  :love:

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Ref WBT21

This mite help for them wats struggels with ther speeling and with gramma ......

Eye halve a spelling chequer

It came with my pea sea

It plainly marques four my revue

Miss steaks eye k*n knot sea.

Eye strike a key and type a word

And weight four it two say

Weather eye am wrong oar write

It shows me strait a weigh.

As soon as a mist ache is maid

It nose bee fore two long

And eye can put the error rite

Its rare lea ever wrong.

Eye have run this poem threw it

I am shore your pleased two no

Its letter perfect awl the weigh

My chequer tolled me sew.

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My objectism is that my Truism has not been included. The time people have problems with their cars but forget to mention what car, what engine, is it carbs or injection.

I demand that my truisms  becomes a heardism. :angry:  :p  :D

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Any discussion along the lines of "whats best VX or Zetec?" will conclude that you cn spend money and get more power from either and then someone will say a Duratec is better still.
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My objectism is that my Truism has not been included. The time people have problems with their cars but forget to mention what car, what engine, is it carbs or injection.

I demand that my truisms  becomes a heardism. :angry:  :p  :D

Actually, your first one was amended and included as #15, but your second contribution, "My car is broke any ideas how to fix it.?" isn't a truism, now is it?  It's a commonly heard question.  Rewrite it as a truism and I'll include it.  :t-up:

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Any discussion along the lines of "whats best VX or Zetec?" will conclude that you cn spend money and get more power from either and then someone will say a Duratec is better still.

You know Duratec is the only way to go.

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My objectism is that my Truism has not been included. The time people have problems with their cars but forget to mention what car, what engine, is it carbs or injection.

I demand that my truisms  becomes a heardism. :angry:  :p  :D

Actually, your first one was amended and included as #15, but your second contribution, "My car is broke any ideas how to fix it.?" isn't a truism, now is it?  It's a commonly heard question.  Rewrite it as a truism and I'll include it.  :t-up:

Now you have lost me because I do not know what a truism is. I am going to have to look it up. Can someone more intelligent than me convert my non truism into a truism.

We can go halves on the publication rights of this outstanding Truism as quoted alongside other great word such as the "Gettysburg Address" and "I have a Dream"

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My objectism is that my Truism has not been included. The time people have problems with their cars but forget to mention what car, what engine, is it carbs or injection.

I demand that my truisms  becomes a heardism. :angry:  :p  :D

Actually, your first one was amended and included as #15, but your second contribution, "My car is broke any ideas how to fix it.?" isn't a truism, now is it?  It's a commonly heard question.  Rewrite it as a truism and I'll include it.  :t-up:

Now you have lost me because I do not know what a truism is.

I think if you go to the bottom of Page 4, you'll find more than 20 examples.  :laugh:

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The person who gets in with 'First dibs please' is hated by the rest of us

:laugh:  :laugh:  :laugh:  :laugh:

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The person who gets in with 'First dibs please' is hated by the rest of us

:laugh:  :laugh:  :laugh:  :laugh:

But sometimes that envied and hated individual finds themself in a predicament and no earlier than 3 to 4 weeks later re-advertises it in the 'Items for sale' section because they did not read the listing before there reply of 'First dibs please' and the part does not fit the car.

:p

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